Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
Vacationers were having a great time by the pool on a sunny summer day when an unexpected guest came to their meeting
While this couple was swimming in the pool, they were stunned when a giant elephant decided to join in the fun!
It seemed as if the elephant was also feeling the heat as he strolled to the pool and enjoyed a few refreshing sips of the chlorinated water.
After quenching his thirst, he took a few slow steps back, turned around and made his way back to the savannah, leaving the onlookers in awe, what an unforgettable experience!
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