The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Helen: “No, the gardener did.”
My wife and I had been called by his teacher for an urgent meeting.
Our six-year-old daughter gave her parents and me a note that she had written. My wife and I cooperated with his teacher’s request to enter the classroom for an impromptu discussion, and she asked us to do so.
When we asked our child if he knew why, he replied, “She didn’t like a drawing I did.” When we asked him whether he knew why, this was his response.
We then continued interrogating him to see if he had any more ideas.
We reported for duty the next morning and began working right away.
His teacher handed him the painting beneath it and explained that she had asked him to depict his family and that he had fulfilled her request in the presented painting. Would you kindly provide me with more details about that?
My wife’s response, which I was expecting, was “Not at all.” A departure from the typical activities with the family. Just a short distance off the Bahamas coast is where visitors can go snorkeling.
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