This Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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My Stepdaughters Hid My Daughter’s Passport So She Couldn’t Go On Vacation—I Wanted to Cancel It Entirely, but Karma Hit First
Michael thought his blended family was finally settling into a rhythm until his stepdaughters pulled a stunt that made his blood boil. Hiding his daughter’s passport to keep her from a long-awaited vacation? Unforgivable. But before he could act, karma stepped in, and what happened next left everyone speechless.
You think you know the people you live with until they show you exactly who they are.
When I married Pam, I thought we’d build a peaceful life together, even with our complicated family dynamics. But after what her daughters did to Kya, I realized I’d been fooling myself all along.
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When my first wife passed away, my world shattered.
But that feeling was not just for me. It was also for my daughter, Kya. She was only 13 when that happened.
I did everything I could to keep her world stable and ensure she never felt alone.
That’s why, when I met Pam a few years later, I thought maybe I could build something good again. She was warm and understanding, and we connected in a way I never expected after my loss.
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She had two daughters, but back then, I didn’t think it would be an issue.
Danise was already married, and Tasha was engaged. I assumed it would just be me, Pam, and Kya in the house.
A fresh start. A second chance at family.
But life had other plans.
One by one, Pam’s daughters’ relationships crumbled. Within two years of our marriage, both Danise and Tasha had split from their partners and moved back in with their toddlers.
Soon, my once-quiet home became a chaotic whirlwind of toys, tantrums, and tension.
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I felt for them. Divorce isn’t easy. Being a single mother isn’t easy. But sympathy only goes so far when the people you let into your home start treating your daughter like an outsider.
It started small.
“Hey, Kya, can you get me a glass of water?” Danise asked one evening, lounging on the couch.
Kya, being the sweet kid she was, didn’t mind. But then it became a pattern.
“Kya, take the trash out.”
“Kya, watch the kids for a sec.”
“Kya, go grab my laundry from the dryer.”
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One night, I overheard them while I was heading to the kitchen.
“I don’t see why she has to sit around when we’re all working so hard,” Tasha muttered to Danise.
My hands clenched into fists. I walked into the living room and looked straight at Pam.
“This stops now,” I said. “Kya isn’t your daughters’ maid.”
Pam sighed. “They don’t mean any harm. They’re just overwhelmed with the kids.”
“Then they can ask politely. And actually pay her if they want help with the kids.”
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Pam agreed, and things settled. But only for a while.
Kya, being the smart girl she was, started refusing to help when Danise and Tasha kept “forgetting” to pay her. To keep the peace, Pam finally stepped in.
“I’ll pay you, honey,” she told Kya one evening, handing her some cash. “They should. But since they won’t, I think it’s only fair I pay you.”
That was the balance we struck. And for a brief moment, I thought we had finally found some peace in the house.
Until the day we were leaving for vacation.
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I knew things in the house were tense, so I thought a short family vacation might help. I planned a three-day getaway to a nice resort.
Everyone seemed on board. Even Kya, who usually kept her distance from her stepsisters, looked excited as she packed her bags.
But then Danise and Tasha dropped a bombshell while we were going over last-minute details.
“You know,” Danise started, casually folding her arms, “it might make more sense if Kya stays behind to watch the kids.”
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I looked up from my suitcase, my brow furrowing. “What?”
Tasha nodded like this was some brilliant idea. “Yeah! I mean, bringing the little ones would be a nightmare, and we can’t just leave them with any babysitter. You know how fussy they are.”
“Plus,” Danise added, “Kya already knows their routines. It would be way easier for everyone.”
I scoffed. “Not happening. Kya is coming with us.”
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“Dad, come on,” Danise said. “Think about it—”
“I have thought about it,” I interrupted. “And we already hired a babysitter. If you don’t want to bring the kids, she can watch them. End of discussion.”
They exchanged a look, but I didn’t give them time to argue. I zipped up my suitcase and walked out of the room.
I thought that was the end of it. But it wasn’t.
I woke up to chaos the next morning.
“Dad! My passport is gone!” Kya’s panicked voice echoed through the house.
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“What?” I rushed into her room, finding her frantically digging through her backpack. “It was right here! I put it in the side pocket last night!”
I didn’t waste time. “Everyone, check your bags. Check the house. We’re not leaving without it.”
As Kya and I tore her room apart, Pam and her daughters hung back near the door.
“Maybe we should just go without her,” Pam suggested hesitantly. “We can’t miss our flight.”
“Excuse me?” I blurted out, narrowing my eyes.
Tasha shrugged. “She can stay and watch the kids like we planned.”
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Something about the way she said it made my stomach turn.
And then I noticed something else. The babysitter I had hired was nowhere in sight.
I grabbed my phone and dialed her number. She picked up on the second ring.
“Hey, Michael. Just wanted to let you know I got the message. Thanks for the heads-up!”
I frowned. “What message?”
“The one telling me I wasn’t needed anymore. Danise texted me this morning.”
What the heck? I thought. How dare she?
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That’s when I understood what was going on in my house. I hung up and immediately confronted my stepdaughters.
“Where is it?”
Danise played dumb. “Where’s what?”
I took a step closer. “The passport.”
Tasha cracked first, her face flushing. “Okay, fine! We hid it! But it’s not a big deal, Dad, we were just—”
I held up a hand. “Enough. If that passport doesn’t reappear in the next five minutes, this vacation is off for everyone.”
Silence.
Then, with an annoyed huff, Danise stormed off to her room.
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A moment later, she returned and tossed Kya’s passport onto the table.
“There. Happy now?” she muttered.
But before I could say anything, Kya grabbed my arm. Her eyes were wide open as if something was seriously wrong.
“Dad. Maybe you shouldn’t do this,” she said in a shaky voice. “Look at the kids. Is it what I think it is?”
I turned and that’s when I saw it.
Oh. My. God.
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Red spots. Scratching. Restlessness.
My grandkids were covered in them.
Chickenpox.
Kya and I had it as kids, but Tasha, Danise, and even Pam… they never had it.
Danise gasped, stepping back like the kids were ticking time bombs. “No way. NO WAY! Are you sure?!”
Tasha’s face went pale. “Oh my God. Mom, we have to get out of here—”
I crossed my arms. “Well, you wanted Kya to stay home, didn’t you? Looks like now you have no choice but to stay too.”
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“Dad, that’s not fair!” Danise protested. “We—”
“Not fair?” I let out a bitter laugh. “You mean like how it wasn’t fair when you tried to trap Kya here so she’d babysit for you?”
Tasha clenched her fists. “It was for the kids! We didn’t mean anything by it!”
I shook my head. “No, you meant exactly what you did. You just didn’t expect karma to hit back this fast.”
Silence.
Then, before they could protest, I grabbed my phone. “I’m rescheduling my flight. Kya and I are still going.”
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Pam’s eyes widened. “Michael—”
“No, Pam.” I cut her off. “Your daughters showed me exactly who they are today. And you? You stood by and let it happen.”
Pam looked away as guilt flickered across her face.
An hour later, Kya and I were at the airport, boarding our rescheduled flight.
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During the vacation, I had enough time to think about everything that had been going on. Watching Kya laugh, swim, and explore without the constant weight of home on her shoulders made something painfully clear to me.
She wasn’t happy.
Not in that house. Not with Pam and her daughters.
And if I was being honest, I hadn’t been happy for a long time either.
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At first, I tried to convince myself it was just the stress of a blended family. That things would get better. That I had to be patient.
But while sitting by the ocean and watching my daughter finally enjoy herself, I saw the truth. Kya and I deserved better.
And I needed to do something about it.
When we returned three days later, the house was eerily silent.
Pam barely spoke while her daughters were still recovering from the worst of the chickenpox.
I sat down in the living room, rubbing my temples.
“Pam, this has gone too far,” I said finally. “They went behind my back, tried to manipulate Kya, and now I don’t even recognize my own home.”
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Pam frowned. “Michael, we can fix this—”
“No,” I said firmly. “We can’t. Because this isn’t about one incident. This is a pattern. They’ve disrespected my daughter over and over again, and I’ve let it slide for too long. But this? This was the last straw.”
Pam’s eyes filled with panic. “You’re overreacting! You would seriously break up this family over a vacation?”
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I let out a humorless laugh. “No, I’m ending it because my daughter’s feelings will always come first. And you all made it very clear where she stands in this family. I can’t let this happen in my house. This needs to end.”
“Are you going to kick us out?” Pam asked in a shaky voice.
“Yes,” I said.
“But where are we supposed to go?” Danise asked, standing near the door. It looked like she and her sister had been listening to our conversation.
“You can’t do this to us!” Tasha blurted out. “This isn’t fair!”
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“I can. And where are you supposed to go? Umm…” I shrugged. “That’s for you to figure out. Just like Kya would’ve had to if I let you treat her like a babysitter instead of my daughter.”
Pam stared at me, searching for any sign that I would change my mind. But I was done.
“Start packing,” I said. “I want you out by the end of the week.”
That’s how I kicked Pam and her daughters out of the house. If they couldn’t respect my daughter, they had no right to live in my house. They always took me for granted because I was the one providing for the family.
Well, let’s see how they handle things now.
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