So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
Keep Your Liver & Intestines Young and Healthy with this Daily Habit
Have you ever wondered how some people manage to maintain their health and vitality even as they get older? It turns out that a simple habit can go a long way in keeping your body strong and healthy. And today, we’ll be sharing the secret of a 95-year-old Chinese doctor who has managed to keep his liver youthful and his intestines healthy with a simple drink made from carrots and tomatoes.
Why Carrot & Tomato?
Carrots and tomatoes may seem like humble vegetables, but they pack a powerful punch when it comes to keeping your body healthy. Carrots are rich in beta-carotene, fiber, and antioxidants, which support liver detoxification, aid in digestion, and protect cells from damage. Tomatoes, on the other hand, are packed with lycopene, vitamin C, and potassium. They reduce inflammation, improve heart and liver health, and keep your intestines happy.
Simple Recipe: Carrot & Tomato Vitality Drink
Ingredients:
- 1 medium carrot (peeled and chopped)
- 1 ripe tomato (chopped)
- ½ cup water
- Optional: A squeeze of fresh lemon juice for extra freshness
How to Make It:
- Blend: Add the carrot, tomato, and water into a blender. Blend until smooth.
- Strain (Optional): If you prefer a smoother drink, you can strain it.
- Enhance (Optional): Add a squeeze of lemon juice if desired.
- Drink Fresh: Enjoy once a day, preferably in the morning.
Why It Works
This light and natural drink is filled with essential nutrients that support liver function and gut health. The fiber aids in digestion, while the antioxidants assist the liver in flushing out toxins. Over time, it helps keep your body feeling light, clean, and youthful, just like that wise 95-year-old doctor.
No need for fancy supplements or complicated routines. Sometimes, the simplest ingredients are the most powerful. So, why not give this daily habit a try and give your liver and intestines the care they deserve?
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