A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:
Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?
The phrase didn’t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.
At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:
When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:
100 Year olds give secret to long marriage
Joe and Ann met in 1964. Joe, a young soldier, and Ann, a nurse, happened to sit beside each other on a bench near her hospital. They struck up a conversation, and Joe felt transported from the chaos of war. The next day, before Joe deployed, they promised to meet on that same bench, no matter where life took them. When Joe returned, he found Ann waiting, and they went on to share a life filled with family and enduring love.
Upon retiring at 55, they made it a tradition to sit on that bench every day, rain or shine. Locals began calling it “Joe and Ann’s Bench,” and young couples admired their bond. Seasons changed, but their bench witnessed each chapter of their lives.
Now, at 100, they still meet there daily. Joe helps Ann with her coat, and she straightens his hat. In their quiet moments, they feel the love they’ve built. When asked about their lasting love, Joe says, “Just find someone you want to sit with, forever,” and Ann’s smile shows she knows he means it.
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