A lady failed the written and… A woman bombed the composed driving test multiple times. The fifth endeavor is not set in stone. Be that as it may, the test had a similar inquiry, “You are driving at 100 km. On your right is a wall, and to your left side is a bluff.
Out and about you see an elderly person and a young fellow. What will you hit? The lady approached the analyst and The lady approached the inspector and said, “I’ve addressed this question each of the four different ways, wall, precipice, elderly person, and young fellow, yet I flopped every one of them multiple times. How can this be the case? What am I expected to hit???” The analyst answered, “The brakes!!!”
Brilliant girl!
A little girl tells her mom: “Mommy, a funny lady came to visit while you were at work”. Mommy replies: “Not right now. Let’s wait for Daddy to come home”. So they wait, and when Daddy arrives, Mommy asks: “Okay, sweetheart, what were you saying about Daddy and the funny lady?”
Daddy starts to speak, but Mommy cuts him off. “You be quiet. I’ll talk to my lawyer in the morning. Go ahead, dear.” The little girl continues: “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while he and the lady went upstairs, but I followed them without him knowing. I saw them hugging and laughing at the top of the stairs.
Then they went into your bedroom and closed the door, but I peeked through the keyhole”. “Good job, sweetie”, Mommy says with a smile. “What did you see?” “I saw them hugging and laughing some more.”
“And then what happened?” Mommy asks. The little girl answers proudly: “Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did last summer when Daddy went to Vancouver!”
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