A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Man Learns Daughter Isn’t His After DNA Test But His Wife Never Cheated On Him
A woman shared on Reddit that her husband took a paternity test, revealing he wasn’t the father of their daughter. She insisted she hadn’t cheated, but the results suggested otherwise. After further testing, the couple discovered the shocking truth: neither of them were their daughter’s biological parents.
The woman, 29, and her husband, 31, had been together since college and shared a 5-year-old daughter. After receiving the paternity test results, her husband’s behavior changed, becoming distant and spending more time at work.
Determined to prove her innocence, the woman convinced her husband to take additional tests. The results showed that their daughter wasn’t biologically related to either of them. They sued the hospital where she gave birth and a police investigation ensued.
Eventually, they found their biological daughter in foster care after another family had mistakenly taken her home from the hospital. The couple adopted her and sued the hospital, receiving a $2 million settlement. They explained the situation to their daughter and planned to move to a new town for a fresh start with their two girls.
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