The hit 1972 sitcom “M*A*S*H” introduced the world to a number of memorable and beloved characters, from the smart-mouthed yet compassionate Captain Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce to his endearing friend, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt. Almost every character had stuck in the minds of the fans.
One of the characters that often featured but was easily overlooked by his military counterparts due to his nervous nature was the 4077 MASH unit’s company clerk, Corporal Walter Eugene “Radar” O’Reilly. Although many of the staff on the base tended to take Radar’s effort for granted, the fans sure noticed him.
Radar was portrayed by the acclaimed actor Gary Burghoff from the start of the TV show in 1972 until the seventh season, which aired in 1979. Although fans clamored for more of the unassuming clerk, Burghoff revealed that he needed to step away from the show to rekindle his personal relationships and fight burnout.
“M*A*S*H’s” Influence and Burghoff’s Personal Identity
Although Burghoff enjoyed playing Radar, the role became increasingly demanding. The actor commented that it became difficult to separate himself from his character in the eyes of the public, which soon became tedious. He also noted that he despised being fawned over by the crowds:
“Aw, I know I’m cute. Cute, cute, CUTE! I was always cute because I was always the smallest kid on the block. I hate cute.”
Everyone saw Burghoff as an adorable, short, timid character as they’d known him on-screen and on the stage for many years. However, after years of being looked down upon, both metaphorically and physically speaking, Burghoff grew tired of the persona so easily attributed to him by scores of people he had never even met.
The actor lashed out against this view of him as a cute little fellow by defending his height. As he so rightly pointed out, 5 feet 6 inches isn’t irregularly short, and he would have seen the tops of Arte Johnson or Mickey Rooney’s heads had they ever met. Nonetheless, the persona stuck.
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor.
Despite his misgivings about how others perceived him, Burghoff’s fellow cast members adored him. The director Charles Dubin recalled working with Burghoff before he left “M*A*S*H,” noting how caring and pleasant Burghoff was to everyone on set. However, Burghoff had another aspect of himself that drove down his self-esteem.
Burghoff had been born with a congenital disability called Brachydactyly, a form of Poland Syndrome. The condition left the actor with three fingers on his left hand that were noticeably smaller than the rest of his digits, and the abnormality had plagued him since he was a small child. The actor commented:
“Of course, this defect affected me while I was growing up. I suppose when I was very young, I knew my disability would set me apart and make me special.”
Luckily for all his fans, Burghoff didn’t let his disability stand in his way, and he pursued his dream of becoming an actor. Yet, becoming a fan-favorite on one of the most iconic TV shows America had ever produced never managed to quell his insecurities about his stout fingers and stocky frame.
Throughout his run on “M*A*S*H,” Burghoff tried to hide his left hand from the camera. He would often position himself so that the camera could only see one side of his body and usually gestured with his right if the scene required it, although the actor would be obligated to use both hands now and again.
In one of the earliest episodes, viewers were introduced to Radar as he stood in an open area, wearing a greyish shirt and his trademark cap. As the actor turned around and looked at the sky — once again hearing approaching helicopters before everyone else — the camera briefly panned over both his hands holding a football.
When Colonel Sherman T. Potter first made his appearance on the show, taking over from the beloved Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, Radar and the new commander shared a scene where they first met. As Colonel Potter exited the room to find the latrines, the camera centered on Burghoff’s upper body as he opened a box with both hands.
Another infamous scene caught Burghoff with both hands on camera. During a regular morning salute, with the loathsome Major Frank Burns leading the ceremony, Radar does his usual morning salute with a bugle. In a hilarious twist, one of the men fires off the ceremonial canon at Burns’s behest.
Naturally, Radar gets the short end of the stick as the cannonball flies directly at him, knocking his instrument clean out of his hands. In the next few seconds, Burghoff turns toward the camera in a pantomime of rage, balling his fists and stomping in outrage. Here, both his hands can be seen for a brief second.
In one of the later episodes, the writers showed off Radar’s softer side when he cuddled his pet guinea pig, Babette. Naturally, Radar stood with his left hand beneath his right, but just as he started to sing, Father John Mulcahy called for him. Burghoff’s hands were visible again as he put the Babette away.
One of the scenes where Burghoff openly showed his left hand came as part of another gag the show pulled. At the start of the scene, Radar could be seen walking across a dirt road while two other military personnel walked away from the camera. The man on Radar’s right first lifted his hand in salute, followed shortly by one on the left.
Radar, the pleasant character he was, lifted his right hand in response to the first salute, as military etiquette dictates. Caught off guard by the quick second salute, Radar lifted his left hand as well, essentially performing a double salute. Feeling sheepish, he frowned and lowered his hands slowly in one of Burghoff’s classic displays of confusion.
I SAW MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART CRYING IN A DINER IN A WEDDING DRESS – WHEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED, I PROPOSED A PLAN
Edith loves her grandkids more than anything, but one fun-filled weekend leads to an unexpected confrontation with her daughter-in-law, Allison. Struggling to balance joy and strict rules, Edith faces a heartbreaking ultimatum. Can she mend the rift and keep her beloved grandkids in her life?
I, 58, love spending time with my grandkids. Last weekend was especially wonderful because my son and daughter-in-law went out of town for a wedding, leaving the kids with me for the whole weekend.
A happy grandmother with her grandchildren | Source: Midjourney
Saturday was a beautiful day. I planned all sorts of fun activities for us.
We started our morning in the kitchen, baking cupcakes and cookies.
The kids were so excited to help.
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“Grandma, can I stir the batter?” my granddaughter, Emma, asked cheerfully.
“Of course, sweetheart,” I said, handing her the wooden spoon.
Her brother, Jack, was busy measuring out the chocolate chips, carefully counting each one.
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After we finished baking, we headed to the park. The sun was shining, and the air was crisp.
The kids ran around, laughing and playing.
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I watched them from a bench, feeling so grateful for these moments.
“Look, Grandma, I’m flying!” Jack shouted from the top of the slide.
“You sure are, Jack! Be careful now,” I called back, smiling at his joy.
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In the afternoon, we came back home and watched some of their favorite movies.
We all cuddled up on the couch with a big bowl of popcorn.
The kids were enthralled by the characters on the screen, and I loved seeing their faces light up with excitement.
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Sunday morning arrived, and I had one more surprise planned.
“Guess what, kids? Today, we’re going to the amusement park!” I announced at breakfast.
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Their eyes grew wide with excitement.
“Really, Grandma? That’s awesome!” Emma exclaimed, practically bouncing in her seat.
We packed up some snacks and set off.
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The amusement park was bustling with people, but I made sure to keep a close eye on the kids.
We went on all sorts of rides.
Emma loved the merry-go-round, while Jack couldn’t get enough of the roller coaster.
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“Can we go again, Grandma?” Jack begged after his first ride.
“Absolutely, let’s go!” I replied, holding his hand tightly.
As the day went on, we tried different games and enjoyed some delicious cotton candy.
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I made sure they drank plenty of water and took breaks to rest. Seeing their happy faces was worth every minute.
By the evening, we were all tired but incredibly happy. On the way home, the kids chatted about their favorite parts of the day.
“Thank you for the best weekend ever, Grandma,” Emma said, giving me a big hug.
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“My pleasure, darling,” I replied, hugging her back.
Later that evening, Allison came to pick up the kids.
As she walked in, she saw them in T-shirts from the amusement park, happily eating ice cream. Her face turned red with anger.
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“What the hell?! Haven’t you read my rules?” she yelled.
I put down the dish I was drying and tried to stay calm.
“Allison, I tried my best to follow your rules, but I also wanted the kids to have a good time,” I said.
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“No sugar, no amusement parks, no roller coasters! It was mentioned in the rules! What part of that did you not understand?” she shouted.
“Darling, the ice cream is sugar-free and lactose-free,” I explained, hoping to calm her down. “And we only went on the gentler rides. Their clothes got wet on a water ride, so I bought them new T-shirts.”
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“I wanted them to have fun,” I continued. “They were safe and happy the whole time. I didn’t think a few harmless activities would be such a big deal.”
“It’s not about what you think is harmless,” she snapped. “It’s about following our rules! If you can’t respect our parenting choices, you won’t be seeing them anymore!”
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My heart pounded, and my hands trembled. “Please, Allison. I love these kids, and I will never do anything to harm them. Can we find a way to compromise?” I begged.
“No!” she said heartlessly. “You need to understand that these rules are in place for a reason. Until you can prove that you will follow them to the letter, you’re not seeing them again!”
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“Mommy, we had so much fun with Grandma. Please don’t be mad,” Emma said softly.
“Yes, Mommy, Grandma took good care of us. We had the best weekend,” Jack added.
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Allison’s face softened for a moment, but then she hardened her expression again. “It’s not up for discussion. The rules are there for a reason,” she said, taking the kids by the hand.
I stood there, stunned, as Allison took the kids and left.
I couldn’t believe that trying to give my grandkids a memorable weekend had led to this.
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Later that evening, my son Michael called.
“Mom, what happened? Allison is really upset,” Michael said.
I sighed, feeling the weight of the day. “I tried to follow the rules, but I also wanted the kids to have some fun. We went to the amusement park, but I made sure everything was safe and within reason.”
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“I get that, Mom. But you know how Allison is about her rules. She feels like they’re necessary for the kids’ well-being.”
“Don’t you think forbidding me from seeing them is a bit extreme?” I asked, my voice filled with worry.
Michael sighed. “I’ll talk to her. Maybe we can work something out. Just… try to be more mindful next time, okay?”
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I nodded, even though he couldn’t see me. “I will, Michael. I just love spending time with them so much. I didn’t mean to cause any trouble.”
A week later, Michael called again.
“We’ve talked it over, Mom. Allison is still upset, but she’s willing to give you another chance under strict conditions. She’ll send you a detailed list, and you need to follow it to the letter,” he said.
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I felt a wave of relief wash over me. “I’ll do my best. Thank you for mediating this, Michael. I really appreciate it.”
“No problem, Mom. Just make sure to stick to the rules this time. Allison is very particular about them,” Michael reminded me gently.
“I understand. I’ll be more careful,” I promised.
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As I hung up the phone, I felt a mix of emotions. I was grateful that Michael had helped smooth things over, but I also felt anxious about the strict conditions Allison would surely impose. I knew I had to be extra cautious from now on.
The next day, I received an email from Allison.
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It was a detailed list of rules and guidelines for when the kids were with me. I read through it carefully, noting every detail. No sugar, no amusement parks, no roller coasters, specific meal times, and bedtimes.
It was a lot, but I was determined to follow it.
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I spent the following days preparing.
I stocked up on sugar-free snacks, planned activities that aligned with Allison’s rules, and set up a schedule that matched their routine at home.
I wanted to show Allison that I could respect her parenting choices and still provide a fun and loving environment for my grandkids.
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When the weekend finally came, I was ready.
I picked up Emma and Jack, making sure to go over the rules with them as well.
“We’re going to have a great time, but we need to follow Mommy’s rules, okay?” I told them.
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“Yes, Grandma,” they both agreed, looking excited for the weekend ahead.
We played board games, did arts and crafts, and read stories together.
The kids loved our new activities, and I felt proud that I was able to respect Allison’s wishes while still being a loving and fun grandmother.
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One day, while picking up the kids, Allison spoke to me privately.
“I appreciate you trying to respect our rules. I know it’s hard, but it means a lot to us,” she said.
I looked at her and smiled. “I just want what’s best for the kids and to be a part of their lives. I’ll always respect your wishes,” I replied sincerely.
A happy MIL and DIL | Source: Midjourney
Allison nodded, a small smile on her face. “Thank you, Mom. It’s important for them to have a strong relationship with you.”
Over time, the tension between us eased, and our relationship improved. The kids were always happy to spend time with me, and I learned to balance their parents’ strict rules with the fun and love only a grandmother can provide.
One weekend, the kids and I had a picnic in the backyard.
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We spread out a blanket and enjoyed a lovely lunch of sandwiches, fruit, and sugar-free treats. The kids laughed and played, and I felt a deep sense of joy watching them.
“Grandma, can we play hide and seek?” Jack asked excitedly.
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“Of course, Jack! Let’s do it,” I said, smiling.
As we played, I noticed Allison watching us from the kitchen window. She seemed more relaxed, and I knew that our relationship was slowly healing. It wasn’t just about following rules but about understanding and respecting each other as a family.
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