I Helped Plan My SIL’s Wedding, Baked the Cake, Paid for the Catering – Then Found Out on the Wedding Day I Wasn’t Invited

Dahlia pours her heart into planning her brother’s wedding. From designing the invitation to booking vendors to even baking the perfect cake. But on the big day, she discovers a brutal betrayal: she’s not invited. As secrets unravel and loyalties are tested, Dahlia must decide if some betrayals deserve forgiveness… or just a slice of revenge.

I’ve never been the kind of person to hold a grudge.

But I can say, without hesitation, that I will never forgive Claire for what she did to me.

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

When my brother, Liam, got engaged, I was happy for him. Sure, Claire wasn’t my favorite person in the world. She had an edge to her, a way of making every conversation feel like a subtle competition.

But she seemed to love my brother.

And Liam? He was smitten.

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A man holding a ring box | Source: Midjourney

So, when Claire begged me to help plan the wedding, I agreed. Not for her. But for Liam.

I helped design the invitations. I booked vendors. I coordinated the venue. And I even paid for catering and the wedding cake.

I spent weeks pouring my heart into their wedding. And I had no idea what Claire was planning behind my back.

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A woman talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

I tapped my pen against the edge of my desk, staring down at the sketches in front of me. Flour-dusted pages filled with delicate designs, tiers of smooth fondant, cascading sugar flowers, and intricate piping details.

The wedding cake had to be perfect.

I flipped through ideas, frowning.

Classic vanilla? Too boring.

Red velvet? Claire hated it.

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A display of wedding cakes | Source: Midjourney

My pencil hovered over the page before I scribbled down the only choice that felt right.

Chocolate-peanut butter cake.

My lip twitched into a small smile. It was Liam’s favorite.

I could still picture us as kids, sitting on the kitchen floor, legs crossed as we licked chocolate frosting off the beaters. Our mom would make chocolate-peanut butter cupcakes every time Liam had a big event.

Cupcakes on a kitchen counter | Source: Midjourney

Cupcakes on a kitchen counter | Source: Midjourney

Birthdays, soccer games, even the time he got a participation trophy in third grade. He used to sneak into the kitchen and swipe extra spoonfuls of peanut butter frosting straight from the bowl.

“Best flavor in the world,” he’d say, licking it off his fingers.

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A boy holding a cupcake | Source: Midjourney

I sighed, leaning back in my chair. Claire would probably want something fancy and pretentious. Some overpriced, trendy cake with sugared roses or some fancy French technique she found online.

But if I was pouring my heart into this cake, I wanted Liam to taste something familiar.

Something that felt like home.

A fancy wedding cake | Source: Midjourney

A fancy wedding cake | Source: Midjourney

I pressed my pen into the paper, writing the final flavor choice in ink.

And then I exhaled, stretching my fingers. My fingers still ached from this morning’s baking.

A reminder of how far I’d come. A reminder of how much it had cost me.

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A woman sitting at her desk | Source: Midjourney

My bakery was my dream. My entire world. And for a while, I thought my marriage had been, too.

I swallowed hard, my eyes flicking to the stack of unopened letters on the corner of my desk. Useless apologies from my ex-husband, the divorce lawyer’s final bills, and, of course, inventory of all my stock.

I had loved my husband. Deeply. And for a while, I thought he had loved me, too.

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The exterior of a bakery | Source: Midjourney

But in the end, he had only loved what I built. The successful business. The prestige of being married to a pastry chef whose cakes and pastries were featured in magazines.

Not me.

And the day I finally realized that? It broke me. And I felt I had no choice but to leave him. Either that or be his private bank.

I squeezed my eyes shut, inhaling deeply.

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An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

Not now, Dahlia. This is about Liam.

I squared my shoulders and picked up my pen again.

Focus.

Because no matter what, Liam deserved a perfect wedding cake. Even if I didn’t believe in happy endings anymore.

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A woman sitting at her desk | Source: Midjourney

The morning of the wedding, I stood in the venue’s kitchen, carefully piping the final details onto the cake.

Guests were arriving, laughter spilling in from the grand hall. My heart swelled, knowing that I had helped bring this entire event together.

Then, my mom stormed in, her face like thunder.

“Sweetheart…” she hesitated, her hands gripping the kitchen counter. “You’re not on the guest list.”

An upset woman standing in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman standing in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

I let out a small laugh.

“What? That’s ridiculous. I’m literally holding their wedding cake.”

Mom’s face remained serious.

“Claire’s mom is checking the guest list. She says you’re not invited. And she won’t let you in.”

An upset woman standing in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman standing in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

My stomach dropped.

I set the piping bag down, my hands suddenly unsteady.

“Did she say why? What do you mean?”

Mom clenched her jaw.

“She refuses to explain.”

A person holding a piping bag | Source: Midjourney

A person holding a piping bag | Source: Midjourney

A ringing noise filled my ears. I had spent months helping Claire plan this wedding. Months. And she didn’t even have the decency to tell me herself?

Mom was seething. Without another word, she stormed out to find Liam.

As for me?

I wiped my hands clean, pulled off my apron, and walked out of the side exit.

Broken.

The rear view of a woman | Source: Midjourney

The rear view of a woman | Source: Midjourney

Mom caught Liam just before the ceremony. He was adjusting his tie, smiling, completely unaware of what was happening.

“Liam,” she snapped. “Do you know that Claire didn’t invite your sister?”

Liam froze. His smile vanished.

An upset woman standing in a wedding venue | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman standing in a wedding venue | Source: Midjourney

“Wait. What? Why?”

“She won’t say. But she’s making sure Dahlia isn’t allowed inside. How can you allow that? She’s your sister!”

Liam’s face darkened. Without hesitation, he turned on his heel and marched straight to Claire.

A side-view of a groom | Source: Midjourney

A side-view of a groom | Source: Midjourney

Claire stood with her bridesmaids, basking in their compliments and practically glowing in her lace-covered gown.

She barely even looked up when Liam approached.

“Claire,” Liam said, his voice hard. “Did you seriously not invite my sister?”

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A smiling bride | Source: Midjourney

Claire sighed, rolling her eyes.

“Ugh, babe. Not now,” she said. “Can we not do this on our wedding day?”

Liam didn’t move at all.

“Answer me.”

She huffed, clearly annoyed.

“Look, she helped us. So what? That was her gift to us. And honestly, let’s face it, it’s her job, too.”

A pensive groom | Source: Midjourney

A pensive groom | Source: Midjourney

Liam stared at her in disbelief.

“She paid for the food, Claire. She spent days baking the cake! And you just… what? Pretended she didn’t exist?”

Claire let out a dramatic sigh.

“Fine. You wanna know the reason? I didn’t want divorced people at our wedding. It’s bad energy, especially for the bride! I don’t want that kind of luck in our marriage! I didn’t invite a lot of my friends and cousins.”

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A close up of a bride | Source: Midjourney

Liam’s jaw clenched.

“So you excluded my sister because she got a divorce?”

Claire shrugged.

“I mean… come on. It’s not my fault she couldn’t make it work. Why bring that kind of vibe to our day? And don’t be mad at me for just trying to stay happy? I’m superstitious, Liam! How do you not know this!?”

Liam fisted his hands at his sides, his entire body rigid with anger.

An upset groom | Source: Midjourney

An upset groom | Source: Midjourney

“Marriages don’t fail because of ‘bad vibes,’ Claire. They fail because of selfish, cruel behavior. Like this!”

Claire’s smug expression faltered.

“Liam, don’t be dramatic. You’re seriously making a scene over this? You’re lucky I even let her help. I did her a favor.”

Liam stared at her for a long, cold moment.

A close up of a groom | Source: Midjourney

A close up of a groom | Source: Midjourney

“You know what? You’re right,” he said calmly. “I don’t want bad energy at my wedding either.”

Claire frowned.

“Oh, so you understand what I mean?” she asked.

“No, I don’t,” he said. “Actually, I’m done. Just completely done.”

Liam wasn’t listening anymore. He turned on his heel and walked straight to the catering table.

Gasps filled the room as Liam grabbed the cake, but no one dared to stop him.

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A wedding cake | Source: Midjourney

I was already home, curled up on the couch in stunned silence, when the doorbell rang.

I opened it to find Liam standing there, still in his suit, holding the wedding cake. For a second, neither of us spoke. His face was a mix of exhaustion and something heavier.

“I’m sorry you wasted your time and money on that wedding,” he said, his voice rough. “I’ll make her compensate you. But more than that…”

A woman standing in her doorway | Source: Midjourney

A woman standing in her doorway | Source: Midjourney

My brother exhaled, shaking his head.

“Thank you. Because without you, I might never have seen Claire for who she really is.”

My throat tightened.

Liam had always been my big brother. The one who looked out for me. And today, when it really mattered… he chose me.

A man standing on a porch | Source: Midjourney

A man standing on a porch | Source: Midjourney

I stepped aside, and he walked in, setting the cake down on my coffee table.

For a long moment, we just stared at it.

Then Liam let out a breathless laugh.

“You know, I haven’t eaten all day.”

I grabbed two forks.

“Then let’s fix that.”

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An open cutlery drawer | Source: Midjourney

We sat on the floor, still in formal clothes, digging straight into the wedding cake like a couple of sugar-starved kids.

Liam took one bite, then froze. His eyes flicked to mine, a soft, almost broken sound escaping his throat.

“Chocolate-peanut butter,” he murmured.

“Yeah,” I swallowed thickly.

He stared at his fork, shaking his head.

A slice of cake | Source: Midjourney

A slice of cake | Source: Midjourney

“You made this for me,” he said.

It wasn’t a question. Just a quiet realization.

“Of course, I did, Liam.”

Liam pressed his lips together, nodding slowly. He took another bite, chewing carefully, like he was tasting more than just cake. Like he was remembering home.

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A close up of a man | Source: Midjourney

After a moment, he cleared his throat.

“You know… if this was the wedding cake, I guess that means I got the best part of today.”

I blinked. He exhaled.

“I walked away from someone who didn’t respect me. From a future that would have been miserable.”

He looked at me then, his voice quiet but sure.

“But I still have you.”

“Always,” I whispered.

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A woman sitting on the floor | Source: Midjourney

I was in my office, running my fingers over the edge of a new cake design, when I heard a soft knock on the door.

For a second, I thought I imagined it.

Then, it came again. Tentative. Hesitant.

I exhaled, already tired.

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A woman sitting at her desk | Source: Midjourney

“Come in,” I called.

The door creaked open, and there she was.

Claire.

She looked… different. Not polished. Not smug. Just pale, uneasy, and carrying the kind of sadness that weighed down her shoulders.

I didn’t stand. I didn’t offer her a seat.

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A woman standing in a doorway | Source: Midjourney

A woman standing in a doorway | Source: Midjourney

I just folded my arms and waited.

“Hey.”

“You lost?” I raised an eyebrow.

She flinched but nodded, like she deserved that.

“No. I… I wanted to see you.”

I tilted my head, studying her.

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

“I can’t imagine why.”

Claire swallowed, staring down at her hands.

“Liam won’t talk to me. Won’t see me… He…” Her voice caught, and for a split second, I saw genuine regret in her eyes.

But it didn’t move me.

She took a breath, trying again.

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A man sitting on a couch | Source: Midjourney

“I messed up. I…” She exhaled sharply. “I was awful to you, Dahlia. I was selfish and cruel, and I…”

Her fingers twisted together.

“I never meant for things to go this way.”

I laughed, short and humorless.

“Really? Because it felt intentional.”

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A frowning woman | Source: Midjourney

Claire winced.

“I thought…” she hesitated. “I thought I could control everything. That if I just pushed hard enough, I’d get my perfect day. And instead? I ruined everything.”

I didn’t say a word.

She glanced at me then, eyes uncertain.

“I know I don’t deserve your forgiveness. But I wanted to…”

“Stop,” my voice was flat. “You don’t get to want anything from me, Claire.”

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

An upset woman | Source: Midjourney

She swallowed hard.

I stood.

“You used me. Lied to me. Now, get out of my bakery.”

She hesitated. Then nodded once and turned toward the door.

She paused, her hand on the handle.

“I really am sorry.”

I didn’t answer. And a moment later, she was gone.

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A smiling woman | Source: Midjourney

Marianne’s stepsisters have been stealing from her for months. From money to respect to her sense of security in her own home. Her mother won’t listen. Her stepfather won’t believe her. But Marianne refuses to stay powerless. With one ruthless plan, she turns the tables… and ensures that they never take from her again.

This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.

Santa’s Favorite Laughs: 11 Christmas Jokes to Brighten Your Holiday

Ho ho ho! Feeling festive? These Christmas jokes will have you laughing louder than Santa’s belly shake. Warning: excessive cheer, snort-laughing, and spontaneous caroling may occur. Proceed with caution… and cookies!

Jingle all the way to laughter! Grab your eggnog and settle in for some holiday hilarity. These jokes are Santa-approved and guaranteed to make you laugh harder than your uncle after too much Christmas pudding.

Santa Claus laughing in the snow | Source: Midjourney

Santa Claus laughing in the snow | Source: Midjourney

1. The Christmas Trap

Mike drummed his fingers on his desk, staring at his phone. His wife Janet gave him a knowing wink from across the room, already struggling to contain her laughter. Time for their annual Christmas scheme.

“Hey kiddo,” Mike said after his 20-year-old son picked up in Fairbanks, trying to sound devastated. “I hate to drop this bomb, but… your mother and I are getting divorced.”

“WHAT?” Ryan’s voice cracked so hard that his neighbor’s cat fell off the windowsill. “Dad, you can’t be serious! You just posted those matching Christmas sweater photos!”

A shocked young man holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

A shocked young man holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

“Dead serious. Can’t stand looking at her cookbooks anymore. Three hundred and forty-two sugar cookie recipes is where I draw the line. Call your sister in Sydney. I’m done talking about it.”

Ryan immediately called his sister Ashley, nearly dropping his phone in his panic. “Dad’s lost his mind! They’re getting divorced over a cookbook!”

“OVER MY DEAD BODY AND EVERY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT I OWN!” Ashley screeched, making her office plants wilt. She speed-dialed home. “Listen here, old man! Don’t you DARE sign anything! Ryan and I are flying home TONIGHT!”

A shocked woman talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

A shocked woman talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

Mike hung up and high-fived Janet, and both of them doubled over with laughter. “Works every year. Both kids coming home for Christmas. And they’re buying their own tickets!”

Janet wiped tears from her eyes. “Should we tell them this is how we got them to come to Thanksgiving too?”

“Nah,” Mike grinned. “Let’s save that trick for Easter!”

An older man with a wicked grin | Source: Midjourney

An older man with a wicked grin | Source: Midjourney

2. The Christmas Angel

Eleanor had been working in the Dead Letter Office for five years, but she’d never seen anything quite like this — an envelope addressed simply to “God” in shaky handwriting that looked like it had been written during an earthquake.

Inside was a letter that made her heart squeeze:

“Dear God, I’m Martha, 85 years young and running low on miracles. Some sneaky youngster with unusually fast hands swiped my purse yesterday with my entire month’s pension. $120. I’ve got five dear friends coming for Christmas dinner, and now I can’t even afford a can of cranberry sauce. I know you’re busy with world peace and all, but could you spare a miracle for an old lady with a sweet tooth and empty cupboards? Love, Martha (the one with the crooked garden gnome collection at the end of Maple Street).”

A lady postal services worker reading a letter | Source: Midjourney

A lady postal services worker reading a letter | Source: Midjourney

Eleanor shared the letter with her coworkers. By lunch, they’d collected $116, raiding coffee funds, lunch money, and that secret candy bar stash everyone pretended not to know about.

A week after Christmas, another letter arrived:

“Dear God, You’re a real peach! That $116 you’d left in my mailbox made for the best Christmas dinner ever! My friends said it was divine intervention. I’d say they’re right! Even my arthritis felt better!

P.S. Some sticky-fingered postal worker must’ve skimmed $4 off the top. Might want to look into that. I hear you’ve got connections with Santa’s naughty list! Love, Martha.”

A cheerful older lady enjoying Christmas dinner with her friends | Source: Midjourney

A cheerful older lady enjoying Christmas dinner with her friends | Source: Midjourney

3. North Pole Chaos

“Code Red! Code Red!” Junior Elf Timothy squeaked into the North Pole intercom, his voice cracking like ice in hot cocoa. “Four senior elves down with candy cane flu! The toy production line looks like a modern art exhibition!”

Santa rubbed his temples, watching the trainee elves turn teddy bears into abstract sculptures. Mrs. Claus chose that perfect moment to chirp, “Honey, Mother’s coming for Christmas! She’s bringing her entire fruitcake collection… even the one that set off the North Pole airport security!”

In the stables, Rudolph was organizing a reindeer union strike, demanding premium carrots and heated stalls. Dancer was in labor (terrible timing), and Prancer had eloped with a local moose named Bruce who promised her a cabin in the woods.

Startled Santa Claus | Source: Midjourney

Startled Santa Claus | Source: Midjourney

Santa trudged to load the sleigh, only to hear an ominous CRACK! The floor splintered like thin ice, sending toys scattering everywhere like confetti at a New Year’s party gone wrong.

Stumbling inside for coffee, he found the elves had replaced it with sugar-free hot chocolate with a tag that read: “It’s healthier, Boss!” The milk jug slipped from his hands, shattering into a million pieces that sparkled like evil little stars on the kitchen floor. The cleanup broom looked like it had been through a beaver party. Suddenly, the doorbell buzzed.

DING DONG!

Santa Claus holding a broom | Source: Midjourney

Santa Claus holding a broom | Source: Midjourney

Santa yanked open the door, ready to cancel Christmas entirely. There stood a tiny angel, struggling under a massive Christmas tree that made her look like a sprite with an oversized umbrella.

“Special delivery!” she beamed, twinkling with festive cheer. “Where would you like me to stick it?”

And that’s why Christmas trees have angels on top, sporting slightly alarmed expressions and questioning their career choices.

An angel under a Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

An angel under a Christmas tree | Source: Midjourney

4. Heavenly Volume

Tommy and Jack were spending Christmas Eve at Grandma Rose’s house, famous for her legendary sugar cookies and selective hearing that rivaled military-grade noise-canceling technology.

At bedtime, Tommy (age 6) knelt beside his bed and began his strategic prayer:

“DEAR GOD, I WOULD REALLY LOVE A NEW XBOX…”

“AND A REMOTE CONTROL DINOSAUR THAT ACTUALLY BREATHES FIRE…”

“AND MAYBE A ROCKET SHIP WITH REAL ROCKET FUEL…”

A little boy praying | Source: Midjourney

A little boy praying | Source: Midjourney

Jack (age 8) nudged his brother, rolling his eyes. “Dude, volume control! God’s not streaming on Spotify!”

Tommy shot back with a mischievous grin that would make elves proud. “Yeah, but Grandma is doing her Christmas shopping tomorrow, and her hearing aid’s been acting up since she tried to bluetooth it to her toaster!”

A little boy looking up and laughing | Source: Midjourney

A little boy looking up and laughing | Source: Midjourney

5. The Shopping Surprise

Linda lost track of her husband Dave at the crowded mall during last-minute Christmas shopping. After 20 minutes of searching between the endless sea of panic-buying shoppers, she called his cell.

“Dave, where on earth did you disappear to? The mall closes in an hour!”

“Honey,” his voice softened mysteriously, “remember that fancy jewelry store from our first Christmas together? The one where you fell in love with that stunning sapphire necklace, but we were so broke we could barely afford the window shopping?”

A man talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

A man talking on the phone | Source: Midjourney

Linda’s heart fluttered, her anger melting faster than a snowman in July. “The one on Fifth Street? Oh my god, Dave… you didn’t…”

“Well,” he paused dramatically, “I’m in the dollar store next door. They’re having a massive sale on gift bags! Three for a dollar! Want me to grab some?”

A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney

A woman gaping in shock | Source: Midjourney

6. The Carol Critic

“Hey Emma,” her little brother Charlie called from the doorway, munching on his third candy cane of the morning. “You should totally join the Christmas choir at school! They’re still accepting applications!”

14-year-old Emma stopped practicing her scales, hope blooming in her eyes. “Really? You actually like my singing? After all this time?”

“Nah,” Charlie grinned, revealing red and white striped teeth. “But they only perform once a year, and I already know which day to wear my noise-canceling headphones!”

A stunned teenage girl holding a songbook | Source: Midjourney

A stunned teenage girl holding a songbook | Source: Midjourney

7. The Gift Switch

At the office Christmas party, Tom was bragging about the amazing gift he got his wife Sarah, waving his phone around with photos.

“Check it out, man. Diamond earrings! Cost me a fortune, but worth every penny!”

His coworker Steve whistled, sipping his fourth cup of spiked eggnog. “But didn’t Sarah specifically ask for that new SUV? The one she’s been hinting about since last Christmas?”

“She did,” Tom smirked, lowering his voice conspiratorially. “But try finding a fake Ford Explorer that’ll fool your mother-in-law!”

A man holding a pair of earrings and laughing | Source: Midjourney

A man holding a pair of earrings and laughing | Source: Midjourney

8. The Budget Tree

“Dad, pleeeease can we get a real Christmas tree this year?” little Jimmy begged for the hundredth time, giving his best puppy dog eyes. “I’m tired of explaining to my friends why our plastic tree smells like a basement and old tennis shoes!”

Frank grabbed his axe and wallet, sighing dramatically while secretly winking at his wife. “Fine. The things I do for Christmas spirit…”

He returned suspiciously quickly with a perfect tree, not a drop of sweat in sight.

A man holding an axe | Source: Midjourney

A man holding an axe | Source: Midjourney

“That was fast,” Jimmy said, eyeing the pristine axe. “Did you even use it?”

“Nope!” Frank grinned proudly. “But the tree lot guy offered a 75% discount when I started examining the trees with it! Sometimes the best lumberjack is the one who never swings!”

A stunned boy | Source: Midjourney

A stunned boy | Source: Midjourney

9. The Biblical Bird

Three brothers — Richie, Steve, and Joe — gathered for their annual post-Christmas brag-fest about their gifts to their 80-year-old mother.

Richie puffed up his chest. “I built her a mansion with an elevator and a meditation room!”

Steve smirked, twirling his car keys. “Amateur. I bought her a Rolls-Royce with a personal chauffeur!”

Joe leaned back, sipping his cocoa. “You guys are so last season. Remember how Mom loves the Bible but can’t see well? I found this amazing parrot that recites the entire Bible on command. Took the church elders twelve years to train him. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse!”

A person in church holding a parrot | Source: Midjourney

A person in church holding a parrot | Source: Midjourney

Their mother’s thank-you notes arrived the next week:

“Dear Richie: The mansion’s lovely, but I’m too old to remember which of the 7 bathrooms I left my glasses in.

Dear Steve: The car’s beautiful, but my driver keeps falling asleep during my stories.

Dear Joe: The chicken was pretty small but delicious! Especially with the sage stuffing!”

Roasted chicken on the table | Source: Midjourney

Roasted chicken on the table | Source: Midjourney

10. The Window Shopping Incident

Karen spotted the perfect Christmas party dress sparkling in the store’s window display, guaranteed to make her the talk of the office party.

“Excuse me,” she called to a passing saleswoman. “Could I try on that gorgeous shimmery dress in the window? The one with the sequins?”

The saleswoman clutched her pearls, looking thoroughly scandalized. “Absolutely not, Ma’am! We have perfectly good fitting rooms for that sort of thing. This isn’t that kind of establishment!”

A dress displayed in a store | Source: Midjourney

A dress displayed in a store | Source: Midjourney

11. The Santa Hotline

Sophie was driving her mom crazy with constant battles with her teenage sister Madison. The latest war was over borrowed (stolen) Christmas sweaters and who ate the last gingerbread cookie.

Mom had enough. “That’s it! I’m calling Santa!”

She dialed her brother Bob, resident Santa impersonator extraordinaire. Sophie’s eyes grew huge as Mom detailed her crimes against sisterhood, including the Great Hair Dryer Incident of last Tuesday.

“Santa wants a word with you,” Mom handed over the phone, trying not to smirk as her master plan unfolded.

A smiling woman holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

A smiling woman holding a phone | Source: Midjourney

Uncle Bob dropped his voice to subterranean levels. “Sophie, Sophie, Sophie… No presents for girls who torment their sisters. I’m watching! And yes, I saw you hide that cookie under your pillow!”

Sophie nodded solemnly through the lecture, then hung up with a suspicious gleam in her eye.

“Well?” Mom asked, expecting victory. “What did Santa say?”

Sophie shrugged, skipping away. “He said Madison’s getting coal this year. Apparently, she’s the real troublemaker. Also, he said you should check your own cookie stash, Mom!”

A little girl smiling | Source: Midjourney

A little girl smiling | Source: Midjourney

And there you have it, folks! If these jokes made you laugh, share them faster than your relatives share embarrassing childhood stories at Christmas dinner! Keep spreading the holiday cheer with these 10 More Best Christmas Jokes. Ho ho ho!

Cheerful Santa Claus laughing | Source: Midjourney

Cheerful Santa Claus laughing | Source: Midjourney

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