Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!
Rich Man Mocks Poor Heavy Woman on the Plane until He Hears Captain’s Voice Speaking to Her — Story of the Day
A wealthy man complained about sitting next to an overweight woman in first-class. Annoyed, he insulted her repeatedly, mocking her weight and attire. The woman quietly endured his abuse until a flight attendant offered her a visit to the cockpit, revealing she was Allison Jones, a famous opera singer.
Embarrassed, the man apologized, but Allison admonished him for his behavior, stressing that everyone deserves respect regardless of their status. The man, silenced and ashamed, remained quiet for the rest of the flight.
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