Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!
Newborn Baby Cries All Day No Matter What Parents Do, after a While They Check His Crib
Walter returns home to find his wife, Abby, overwhelmed by their baby Logan’s relentless cries. But in the nursery, Walter discovers a dictaphone playing the cries and a ransom note demanding $200,000 for Logan’s return. Walter suspects a janitor he once argued with, but when they try to contact the police, they’re warned to stay away.
Desperate, Walter arranges the ransom, but the courier reveals he doesn’t know where Logan is. Returning home, Walter realizes Abby has taken Logan and vanished. He soon learns Abby orchestrated the kidnapping. With FBI help, Walter tricks Abby into returning Logan to the hospital, where she’s arrested. As she’s taken away, Abby reveals Logan isn’t biologically Walter’s. Despite the betrayal, Walter vows to adopt Logan and give him a loving home.
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