Being a radio host who gives dating advice doesn’t make navigating love any easier—especially when I crashed my best friend’s first date dressed as a clown. What happened that night was unexpected, and now I’m caught in a situation I never saw coming. Sometimes, life takes you where you least expect.
Once again, I found myself in Lucy’s cozy kitchen, she animatedly talked about yet another man who had caught her attention. Lucy’s love life was always buzzing with activity, unlike mine.
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Finding a partner wasn’t easy for me—I didn’t want to date just to avoid being alone.
I believed it was better to wait than to settle, even if that meant coming home to my cat instead of a husband.
“He’s perfect!” Lucy said, pulling me out of my thoughts. “We’ve been texting nonstop. He’s so sweet. I think he might be different.”
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“So, you haven’t actually met him yet?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Not yet, but we’re meeting Friday. I’m so excited. I can feel this is going to be great!” she said.
I smirked without meaning to.
“What’s that look for?” she asked, narrowing her eyes.
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“Nothing. It’s just… you don’t even know him yet. People can seem amazing online but be completely different in real life,” I said.
“You’re so distrustful. That’s why you don’t have a man,” Lucy replied, crossing her arms.
“I don’t have a man because men are idiots,” I said with a shrug.
“Not Mike. He’s wonderful. I think he might even be the one,” she said.
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“Listen to your heart,” I replied. That was my go-to advice, though Lucy said it about every guy she met.
After that evening, I forgot about Mike and Lucy’s upcoming date—until Friday arrived, and I received a message from her.
There I was, dressed as a clown, surrounded by kids—my niece’s friends—because my brother had forgotten to hire an entertainer for her birthday party.
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The striped clown suit was too tight, and the red wig itched like crazy. I could feel sweat dripping down my back as kids tugged at my oversized shoes and poked my sides.
“Well, you can do it,” my brother had said, as if asking me to juggle balloons and make kids laugh was no big deal.
“I’m a radio host, not an entertainer!” I snapped.
“It’s basically the same thing,” he replied with a grin.
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Even though I wanted to storm out, we both knew I wouldn’t. I always stepped in for family, no matter how ridiculous the request.
As I tried to keep the kids from snatching my wig, my phone buzzed in my pocket. I quickly checked it, careful to keep my clown nose in place.
@Lucy
When will you be free???
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@Me
About half an hour
@Lucy
I need your help!!!!
@Me
What happened??
I frowned. Lucy was on her date with Mike. Had something gone wrong?
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@Lucy
I don’t know if Mike likes me! I need you to find out!
@Me
How am I supposed to do that?
@Lucy
You do this all the time on your radio show!
@Me
I’m in a clown costume!!!
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@Lucy
Pleaseeeeeee
@Me
Fine, but you owe me.
@Lucy
Thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!
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I sighed, stuffing my phone back into my pocket. After peeling off the kids and saying goodbye, I messaged Lucy for the location and called a cab.
When I walked into the dimly lit bar, Lucy spotted me instantly and waved enthusiastically.
I hesitated, adjusting my ridiculous clown wig as a group of strangers gave me confused looks. Taking a deep breath, I made my way to their table.
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Lucy beamed as I sat down. “Mike, this is Trish, my best friend,” she said.
“Nice to meet you,” Mike said. His eyes briefly flicked to my bright red nose.
“Hi,” I replied, trying to ignore how ridiculous I looked.
Lucy launched into small talk, but the conversation quickly shifted. Mike mentioned a classic movie, and I couldn’t help but jump in.
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“You’re into old films?” I asked, intrigued.
“Big time,” Mike said, his face lighting up.
We exchanged favorite titles, diving into directors and scenes. Lucy fidgeted, looking uninterested. I tried to change topics, but Mike kept steering it back.
When Lucy excused herself, I leaned in. “So, what do you think of Lucy?” I asked.
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“Um… I mean, she’s cute,” Mike said, glancing away like he wasn’t sure how to answer.
“Nice? Lucy is more than cute. She’s amazing,” I said, my voice firm. “She’s funny, smart, and a great cook. I go to her place for dinner sometimes because I can’t stand cooking.”
“I love cooking,” Mike said, smiling a little.
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“See? You two already have something in common,” I said, trying to be encouraging. But then he looked right at me.
His eyes seemed to study mine, and for a moment, I felt something strange. It was like a spark, something unexpected. My cheeks got warm, and I quickly smiled back.
“But I don’t want to argue over who cooks dinner,” Mike said, breaking the moment. “There should only be one chef in the kitchen.”
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I laughed. “So, you’re the chef?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Always,” he said with a grin, and we both laughed.
Just then, Lucy returned to the table. “What’s so funny?” she asked, looking between us. “Were you talking about me?”
“Sort of,” I said.
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Mike’s phone buzzed, and he excused himself to take the call. The moment he left, Lucy turned to me eagerly. “So? What does he think of me?”
“He thinks you’re cute,” I said carefully. “What do you think of him?”
“I don’t know,” she said, her brow furrowing. “Watching you two, I feel like he’s more your type.”
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“Pfft. What? No. What? No,” I stammered.
“Not very convincing,” she said with a smirk.
“It doesn’t matter. He’s your date,” I said firmly. “There’s a rule—never go after your friend’s guy.”
“It’s just a first date,” Lucy said with a shrug. Then she smiled. “But I’m glad you reacted like that—I think I really like him.”
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I smiled back, but deep down, something felt off. A tiny pang of sadness hit me, and I wasn’t sure why.
We stayed a bit longer, and I tried to shift the focus so Mike and Lucy could talk.
But every time I said something to steer the conversation, Mike directed his answers back to me. It was hard not to notice, and Lucy didn’t seem thrilled.
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When we decided to leave, Lucy headed to the restroom again, leaving me alone with Mike. The night air was cool, and I shivered a little.
“So, do you work as an entertainer?” Mike asked, his tone light.
“Why do you ask?” I replied, narrowing my eyes playfully. Then I saw him glance at my outfit, and it hit me. “Oh, no! I host a radio show. Dating advice, mostly. My niece had a birthday party, and my brother forgot to hire an entertainer.” I gestured to my clown costume with a sheepish smile.
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“Well, that’s bold of you,” Mike said, grinning.
“It was fine until the kids tried to tear my costume apart. They’re little savages,” I joked.
Mike laughed. “Kids can be wild. They’ve got endless energy.”
“Yeah, but they mean well,” I said.
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He paused. “Listen, Trish…” he began, his voice softer, but before he could finish, Lucy appeared.
“Want to walk me home?” she asked him brightly. “I live close by.”
“Of course,” Mike said, stepping toward her.
He turned back to me, and we both hesitated. He went for a hug while I offered a handshake, and we ended up with an awkward high five.
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It made us laugh, but as they walked away, I felt something strange, a little twist in my chest.
The next few days passed quietly. Lucy didn’t say much about Mike, which was unusual for her.
She only mentioned that he hadn’t wanted to come up to her apartment after their date.
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She shrugged it off, but I could tell she wasn’t thrilled. I didn’t press her for details.
One morning, as I was sipping my coffee, my phone buzzed. It was a text from an unknown number.
@Unknown
Hey 🙂 It’s Mike. I know this is weird, but would you like to meet up sometime?
I stared at the screen, my stomach flipping.
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@Me
How did you get my number?
@Unknown
Secret 😉 So, what do you think?
I frowned, trying to steady my thoughts.
@Me
Sorry, I don’t go on dates with men my friends like.
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@Unknown
Lucy and I only had one date. But I haven’t felt a connection like this in years—with anyone. Not until I met you.
My chest tightened. I stared at the words longer than I should have.
@Me
Sorry, but no.
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I set my phone down. Saying no felt like the right thing, but his words lingered, leaving a knot I couldn’t untangle.
I tried to shake it off and focus on work. During my radio show, I put on my usual cheerful voice, pretending my own heart wasn’t a mess.
“Hi, this is Trish. How can I help with your love troubles?” I said, wishing someone could help with mine.
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“Hi,” a man’s voice said, calm and familiar. “I don’t date much. It’s hard for me to find a connection with someone. But recently, I went on a date with one woman. Her friend showed up in a clown costume. And, well, with the friend, I felt something I haven’t felt in years—maybe ever.”
I froze. My heart skipped a beat. It was Mike.
“But she won’t go out with me. She says it’s wrong. I don’t know what to do,” he said. “I really like her.”
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My mouth went dry. “Maybe you should listen to her and let it go,” I managed, my voice unsteady.
“She’s unforgettable. The kind of person who stays with you for a lifetime,” he said softly.
I smiled, caught off guard. “You probably just think that because she was wearing a clown costume,” I said, my tone lighter.
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“I’d remember her no matter what she wore,” he replied without hesitation. “So, will this girl go out with me?”
I hesitated, feeling torn. “I’m afraid that’s impossible,” I said quietly.
Before I could say more, my producer buzzed in. “Take the next call—it’s important,” she said.
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I switched lines. “Go out with him! You have my blessing!” Lucy yelled through the line. I blinked, stunned. “Finally, a guy you like!”
“But you like him,” I stammered, realizing we were still live.
“Not really. He likes you,” Lucy said.
“It’s not right,” I protested weakly.
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“Forget right or wrong. Listen to your heart. You always say that to others. Take your own advice for once,” Lucy urged.
“So, what do you say?” Mike’s voice came back, gentle but insistent. “Her friend gave her blessing.”
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I sighed, my walls crumbling. “Yes,” I whispered.
The sound engineer played an applause track, and I couldn’t help but laugh. My face burned as I blushed, feeling completely exposed—but strangely happy.
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Wisdom in Nature: Three Tales About Kindness, Patience, and Potential
Nature often holds lessons that resonate deeply with us, offering insights into patience, potential, and kindness.
These three tales, of a humble tortoise, a lost eagle, and a bond between a dove and an ant, show us how wisdom is all around us if we choose to see it.
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The Tortoise and the Hare: A Tale of Patience Over Haste
Once, in a forest that hummed with life and laughter, a hare darted through the trees, his sleek coat gleaming in the sunlight. He was the fastest animal in the forest, and he never missed a chance to remind everyone of it.
“I’m the fastest there is!” he boasted, chest puffed out. “Who could ever beat me? None of you slowpokes even come close!”
The other animals rolled their eyes, weary of his bragging. All except for one.
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The tortoise.
He was known for his calm demeanor and thoughtful nature.
One day, as the hare prattled on about his speed, the tortoise raised his head.
“I may be slow, but I believe I could beat you in a race.”
The forest fell silent.
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The hare blinked, then burst out laughing.
“You? Beat me? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard! Alright, let’s race. I’ll show you just how foolish that idea is.”
Word spread, and soon, animals from all corners of the forest gathered to watch the race. The starting line buzzed with excitement as the tortoise and the hare took their positions.
“Ready, set… go!”
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The hare bolted, kicking up a cloud of dirt as he sped ahead. In moments, he was out of sight, the cheers of the crowd ringing in his ears. The tortoise, however, began with slow, deliberate steps, inching forward at his own pace.
Certain of his victory, the hare soon spotted a shady tree near the finish line.
“Why not rest a bit?” he thought, smirking. “That old tortoise won’t be here for hours.”
He stretched out beneath the tree and dozed off, his dreams filled with glory.
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Meanwhile, the tortoise plodded on, unwavering and steady. The sun dipped lower, painting the forest in hues of gold as he finally reached the tree where the hare lay sleeping.
Without a glance, the tortoise trudged past, his eyes fixed on the finish line ahead.
When the hare woke, he yawned and stretched, confident he still had plenty of time. But his heart sank as he spotted the tortoise just steps away from victory.
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Panic surged through him, and he bolted toward the finish line, his legs pumping furiously. But it was too late. With one final step, the tortoise crossed the line, greeted by a roar of cheers from the animals.
The hare skidded to a halt, his ears drooping.
“I… I underestimated you,” he admitted, his voice low.
The tortoise smiled, his gaze kind.
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“Slow and steady wins the race,” he said. “Patience and perseverance will always triumph over arrogance and haste.”
From that day on, the hare learned to respect others’ efforts, and the tortoise’s lesson was passed down for generations, a beacon of wisdom in the heart of the forest.
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The Eagle and the Chicks: Unleashing True Potential
On a quiet farm nestled in a valley, a farmer stumbled across something extraordinary.
An eagle’s egg lying abandoned near his barn.
He couldn’t leave it there, exposed to the elements, so he gently placed it in the nest with his chickens.
Time passed, and the eagle’s egg hatched alongside the chicken’s eggs. With no knowledge of who he truly was, the young eagle grew up scratching the dirt for seeds and fluttering his wings for short, awkward flights, just like the other chickens.
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Years went by, and the eagle accepted his life among the flock. He didn’t question it, until one bright afternoon, when a shadow swept across the ground.
Looking up, he saw a majestic eagle soaring high above, its wings slicing through the sky with power and grace.
“What’s that?” he asked one of the chickens, his heart stirring with something unfamiliar.
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“That’s an eagle,” the chicken replied. “They’re kings of the sky. But don’t think about it… we’re just chickens. Forget about it.”
The eagle sighed, his gaze falling back to the ground. He pecked at the dirt, burying the strange feeling deep inside.
One day, a wise traveler passed by the farm and stopped in his tracks when he saw the eagle among the chickens. His brow furrowed.
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“Why is this eagle living like a chicken?”
“He’s always been here,” the farmer replied. “He doesn’t know he’s an eagle.”
The traveler couldn’t accept that. Determined to show the eagle his true potential, he gently scooped him up and carried him to a high cliff overlooking the valley.
“Spread your wings,” the traveler said, his voice firm but kind. “You are not a chicken. You’re an eagle. You were born to soar.”
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The eagle hesitated, his talons gripping the rocky edge. The ground below seemed safe, familiar. The sky was vast and terrifying.
“What if I fall?” he whispered.
“Oh, but what if you fly?” the traveler countered, stepping back.
The eagle took a deep breath, the wind rustling through his feathers. Slowly, he spread his wings, feeling their strength for the first time. With a leap of faith, he launched himself into the air.
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For a moment, fear gripped him. Then the wind caught beneath his wings, lifting him higher and higher. He soared, his heart bursting with exhilaration.
From that day forward, the eagle embraced the sky as his home. He never returned to the farm, carrying with him the lesson that sometimes, all it takes is a push, and the courage to trust yourself, to discover who you truly are.
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The Dove and the Ant: Kindness Always Comes Back
One afternoon, an ant wandered along a stream, searching for food.
She paused at the edge, leaning down for a sip of water. Suddenly, her foot slipped, and she tumbled into the rushing current.
The water swept her away, her small legs flailing against the force.
“Help!” she cried, but her voice was drowned out by the roar of the stream.
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High above, a dove perched on a tree branch, preening her feathers. Her sharp eyes spotted the struggling ant below. Without hesitation, she plucked a broad leaf from the tree and dropped it into the water.
The ant clung to the leaf as it floated to safety. Dripping and exhausted, she looked up at the dove.
“Thank you, kind dove,” the ant said, her tiny voice trembling. “I won’t forget this.”
Days later, the dove rested on the same tree, basking in the golden sunlight. She didn’t notice the hunter approaching silently with a slingshot in hand, his eyes fixed on her.
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Hidden in the grass below, the ant saw the danger. Remembering the dove’s kindness, she raced toward the hunter and climbed up his leg. With all her strength, she bit down on his ankle.
“Ow!” the hunter shouted, dropping the slingshot and stumbling backward. Startled by the commotion, the dove flew off, her wings cutting through the air.
Later, the dove circled back to the ant, her eyes shining with gratitude.
“You saved my life,” she said softly.
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“And you saved mine first,” replied the ant. “Kindness always finds a way to return.”
The tortoise taught us that patience and perseverance can overcome even the greatest odds. The eagle reminded us that sometimes we need a little push to discover our true potential.
And the ant and the dove showed us that even the smallest act of kindness can ripple into something extraordinary. These tales from nature remind us of life’s timeless wisdom, lessons that guide us to live with integrity, courage, and compassion.
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