I was stunned when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of blowing up, I played along.Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his newfound approach to marriage.
I’ve always prided myself on being the level-headed one in our marriage. Jake, bless his heart, could get swept up in things pretty easily, whether it was a new hobby, or some random YouTube video that promised to change his life in three easy steps.
But we were solid until Jake met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loudly opinionated made him right, the type that talks right over you when you try to correct him.
He was also a perpetually single guy (who could have guessed?), who graciously dispensed relationship advice to all his married colleagues, Jake included. Jake should’ve known better, but my darling husband was positively smitten with Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t think much of it until Jake started making some noxious comments.
“Steve says relationships work best when the wife takes charge of the household,” he’d say. Or “Steve thinks it’s important for women to look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.”
I’d roll my eyes and reply with some sarcastic remark, but it was getting under my skin. Jake was changing. He’d arch his eyebrows if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and sigh when I let the laundry pile up because, God forbid, I had my own full-time job.
And then it happened. One night, he came home with The List.
He sat me down at the kitchen table, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across to me.
“I’ve been thinking,” he started, his voice dripping with a condescending tone I hadn’t heard from him before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa. But there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, oblivious to the danger zone he was entering. “Yeah. Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I stared at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule… and he’d written “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife” at the top in bold.
This guy had actually sat down and mapped out my entire week based on what Steve — a single guy with zero relationship experience — thought I should do to “improve” myself as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast. Then I’d hit the gym for an hour to “stay in shape.”
After that? A delightful lineup of chores: cleaning, laundry, ironing. And that was all before I left for work. I was supposed to cook a meal from scratch every evening and make fancy snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over to hang out at our place.
The whole thing was sexist and insulting on so many levels I didn’t even know where to start. I ended up staring at him, wondering if my husband had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, oblivious.
“Steve says it’s important to maintain structure, and I think you could benefit from —”
“I could benefit from what?” I interrupted, my voice dangerously calm. Jake blinked, caught off guard by the interruption, but he recovered quickly.
“Well, you know, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw that paper in his face and ask him if he’d developed a death wish. Instead, I did something that surprised even me: I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m so lucky that you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
The relief on his face was instant. I almost felt sorry for him as I got up and stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I couldn’t help but smirk as I studied the ridiculous schedule again. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” then he was about to find out just how much structure our life could really handle.
I pulled out my laptop, opened up a fresh document, and titled it, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” He wanted a perfect wife? Fine. But there was a cost to perfection.
I began by listing all the things he had suggested for me, starting with the gym membership he was so keen on. It was laughable, really.
“$1,200 for a personal trainer.” I typed, barely containing my giggle.
Next came the food. If Jake wanted to eat like a king, that wasn’t happening on our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That stuff didn’t come cheap.
“$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. He’d probably need to chip in for a cooking class too. Those were pricey, but hey, perfection wasn’t free.
I leaned back in my chair, laughing to myself as I imagined Jake’s face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, the pièce de résistance was still to come.
See, there was no way I could juggle all these expectations while holding down my job. If Jake wanted me to dedicate myself full-time to his absurd routine, then he’d have to compensate for the loss of my income.
I pulled up a calculator, estimating the value of my salary. Then, I added it to the list, complete with a little note: “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time personal assistant, maid, and chef.”
My stomach hurt from laughing at this point.
And just for good measure, I threw in a suggestion about him needing to expand the house. After all, if he was going to have his friends over regularly, they’d need a dedicated space that wouldn’t intrude on my newly organized, impossibly structured life.
“$50,000 to build a separate ‘man cave’ so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s schedule.”
By the time I was done, the list was a masterpiece. A financial and logistical nightmare, sure, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It wasn’t just a counterattack — it was a wake-up call.
I printed it out, set it neatly on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he finally walked through the door that evening, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called out, dropping his keys on the counter. He spotted the paper almost immediately. “What’s this?”
I kept my face neutral, fighting the urge to laugh as I watched him pick it up. “Oh, it’s just a little list I put together for you,” I said sweetly, “to help you become the best husband ever.”
Jake chuckled, thinking I was playing along with his little game. But as he scanned the first few lines, the grin started to fade. I could see the wheels turning in his head, the slow realization that this wasn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was.
“Wait… what is all this?” He squinted at the numbers, his eyes widening as he saw the total costs. “$1,200 for a personal trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I leaned against the kitchen island, crossing my arms.
“Well, you want me to wake up at 5 a.m., hit the gym, make gourmet breakfasts, clean the house, cook dinner, and host your friends. I figured we should budget for all of that, don’t you think?”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?!”
I shrugged. “How else am I supposed to follow your plan? I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
He stared at the paper, dumbfounded.
The numbers, the absurdity of his own demands, it all hit him at once. His smugness evaporated, replaced by a dawning realization that he had seriously, seriously messed up.
“I… I didn’t mean…” Jake stammered, looking at me with wide eyes. “Lisa, I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought —”
My Best Friend Disappeared After I Watched Her Kids—The Shocking Truth Revealed!
My name is Melanie, and I want to share the most important day of my life. I had just returned home after a long and tiring day at work.
My best friend asked me to watch her kids for just one hour while she ran an errand. I said yes without thinking too much about it. She was in a hurry, and I didn’t want to let her down.
As time went by, I noticed that my friend was taking longer than expected. I tried calling her, but there was no answer. I started to worry. After a while, I realized something was really wrong.
I ended up calling the police to file a missing person report. They took my concerns seriously and began looking for her. While they searched, I took care of her children as if they were my own. I fed them, played with them, and tucked them in at night.
All I wanted was to relax with a glass of wine and enjoy a silly romantic comedy. You know, the kind of movie where you don’t have to think too hard, just laugh at the easy-to-predict story and shed a few tears at the happy ending.
But life, as it often does, had different plans.
I was just about to hit play when there was a knock at the door. I wasn’t expecting anyone, so I paused, looking through the peephole.
To my surprise, it was Christina, my best friend. And she wasn’t alone. She had her two kids, Dylan, who was five, and baby Mike, only two months old, wrapped up in her arms.
“Melanie, I need your help,” she said, her voice shaky. “I have to see a doctor right away. Can you watch the boys for an hour? Just an hour, I promise.”
Chris looked worried, and honestly, it scared me. She was usually the strong one, the one who had everything under control. Seeing her like this, so vulnerable, was shocking.
I felt a knot in my stomach, but I couldn’t say no to her. How could I?
“Of course, Chris,” I said, trying to sound more sure than I felt. “Come in, let’s get you sorted.”
She handed me baby Mike and kissed Dylan on the forehead.
“I’ll be back soon,” she said, her eyes wide with an urgency I’d never seen before. And then she was gone, leaving me with two kids and a head full of questions.
That hour turned into two. Then three. Night came, and Chris still hadn’t returned.
I called her phone many times, but it went straight to voicemail. My worry grew into full-blown panic. I put the boys to bed, trying to hide my fear from them.
Days went by with no word from Chris. I filed a missing person report, hoping the police could find her quickly. In the meantime, I was left to care for Dylan and Mike. I told myself it was temporary. Just until Chris came back.
But she didn’t come back. Weeks turned into months, and the boys started to feel more like my own kids than Chris’s. They began calling me “Mom,” a habit that started naturally and felt strangely right.
The first time Dylan called me Mom was at his school’s parent-teacher meeting. He ran up to his friends and proudly introduced me, “This is my mom!”
My heart nearly burst. I knew then that I couldn’t just be their temporary guardian anymore.
They needed stability, a real home, and someone who would be there for them always. So, I began the legal process to adopt them. It wasn’t easy, but it was worth it.
Mike’s first steps were a joyful celebration, a moment of pure happiness that we shared. Dylan’s first soccer game, where he scored a goal and ran to me shouting, “Did you see that, Mom? Did you see?”
Those moments brought us together as a family.
Fast forward seven years, and we went to a seaside town for vacation.
The ocean breeze felt refreshing, and the boys were laughing, carefree and happy. We walked along the shore, collecting shells and splashing in the waves. It was perfect.
Then, out of nowhere, Dylan stopped. He pointed to a woman in the crowd.
“Is that her?” he asked, his voice trembling. I followed his gaze and felt my heart stop. It was Chris. Older and worn, but still Chris.
“Yes, it is,” I whispered, unable to believe my eyes.
Dylan didn’t wait.
He took off running toward her, leaving Mike and me standing in the sand, our breaths caught in our throats. My heart raced as I watched my son sprint toward the woman who had left him so long ago.
“Why did you leave us?” Dylan shouted, his voice rising over the sound of the waves. “Do you know what you did? We waited for you! Mom waited for you!”
The woman turned, eyes wide with shock, but then her expression hardened.
“You must have me confused with someone else,” she said, her voice flat and cold. “I’m not who you think I am.”
Dylan stood his ground, tears streaming down his face. “LIAR! I DON’T CARE
He turned then and pointed at me, his eyes filled with fierce protectiveness that made my heart ache.
I walked over, holding Mike close.
“Chris, would you say something, please? We deserve to know what happened,” I said.
But she turned away, staring at the ocean with a hard expression.
I placed my hand on Dylan’s shoulder.
“Dylan, let’s go,” I said softly, but he shook his head, not finished yet.
“When I grow up,” Dylan continued, his voice breaking but strong, “I’ll make a lot of money and buy my real mom a house and a car and do anything to make her smile! Because she deserves it! And you should spend your life alone!”
With that, he turned away, leaving Chris—or whoever she said she was—standing there, shocked and silent.
We left the beach quietly, the weight of the meeting heavy on us. The boys were silent, their usual chatter replaced by the heavy silence of unresolved feelings.
There was no cheering the boys up as we went to the hotel to check in. It took a while, but we finally headed to our room.
I was relieved to get away from the beach, but the sight that greeted us wasn’t comforting.
The bathroom was a mess, clearly untouched by the cleaning staff.
“Just what we need,” I muttered under my breath. I picked up the phone and called the front desk. “Hi, we just checked into room 212, and the bathroom hasn’t been cleaned. Can you send someone up, please?”
A few minutes later, there was a knock at the door. I opened it to find a cleaning lady standing there, her head down, face hidden by a worn-out cap.
“Come in,” I said, stepping aside.
She moved slowly, carefully, and something about her seemed familiar.
When she finally looked up, I gasped. It was Chris again!
“You have to be kidding me!” I yelped.
“What are you doing here?” Dylan asked, his voice a mix of disbelief and anger. “Are you following us?”
Chris—or Alice, as her name tag read—looked like she was about to collapse.
“I… I work here. I came to clean the bathroom,” she said, her voice barely above a whisper. “But now… I’m sorry, Melanie. I never meant for any of this to happen.”
“I was desperate when I came to you that day,” she continued, tears streaming down her face. “I had fallen into a really dark place, and I just… I couldn’t take care of two kids.”
“Then you should’ve asked for help,” I snapped. “I would’ve done anything I could…”
My voice trailed off as I stared into Chris’s eyes. The truth hit me hard: The woman I’d always thought was so strong had been struggling in secret, unwilling or unable to ask for help.
Her leaving the boys with me was the most she could do. It was her last, desperate attempt to save her children and herself. And it broke my heart.
“It never had to be this way, Chris.”
“There was no other choice,” she replied, her voice full of regret.
Dylan’s face hardened, and he stepped in between Chris and me. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a dollar, pressing it into Chris’s hand.
“Don’t worry about the bathroom,” he said coldly. “We will clean it ourselves.”
Chris stood there, tears welling up in her eyes, as Dylan shut the door in her face. He then turned to me, and I pulled him into a tight hug.
I held my boys close, comforting them as best I could. Part of me was grateful we had seen Chris. We finally had some closure on why she did what she did, even if Dylan and Mike were too young to understand.
“Can we go home, Mom?” Dylan asked. “I don’t want to see her again.”
We left within the hour.
Back home, life slowly returned to normal. The meeting with Chris became a past chapter, something we had faced and moved on from.
We had survived abandonment, heartache, and uncertainty, but we had come out stronger and more united than ever. Our family was a testament to the power of love and strength, and as I watched my boys play, I knew we could face anything together.
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