My Mom Thought No Man Was Good Enough for Me Until One Invited Her on a Date — Story of the Day

At 37, I thought I could finally date in peace until my Mom crashed dinner with a list of rules… and somehow ended up on a date with my boyfriend.

I always knew I had a mom. But sometimes, it felt like my mom was my whole life. I was 37, but that didn’t stop her from asking me every single day:

“Are you wearing warm socks?” or “Are you sure he looked at you with respect and not… interest?”

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I worked in a museum, adored art history, lived in my own apartment, had a bank account, and had two degrees… Yet every time I saw “Mom calling” on my phone, I instinctively straightened my posture.

She controlled everything. From when I should go to bed to what color I painted my nails.

Once, I ordered salmon delivery, and 20 minutes later, she called.

“I saw him go into your house. Was that him?”

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“Mom, are you spying on my house?”

“I just sat in the car nearby. In case of suspicious movement.”

She had binoculars. And a notebook. She called it “just in case.”

As a child, it was cute. At 20, it got annoying. By 30, I began to question our “normal.”

At 37, I met Theo.

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For the first time in my life, I didn’t tell her right away.

It was my first grown-up secret. And, of course, it lasted exactly three days. Until Mom ruined everything.

But I’ll tell you that in a moment.

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***

I was preparing for my dinner with Theo. I baked a pie I found online, not from Mom’s sacred recipe book.

Even if it came out a bit burnt and the chicken was a little dry — those were my mistakes. My life.

I could already imagine my mother’s face if she saw the meal — a guaranteed explosion. I smiled quietly to myself while checking the candles.

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A week earlier, she declared, “I want to meet him. In person. At my house. At the table. With my questions.”

“Mom, let me be an adult for once. I’ll decide when to introduce you.”

She backed off for once. It felt odd, but I didn’t think much of it. Big mistake.

That night, Theo came over for the first time. He brought tulips, non-alcoholic wine (knowing I was tired after work), and a cake from the bakery I always visit during lunch.

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“I just wanted to get everything right,” he smiled, setting the plates.

“Theo, with you, it always feels right.”

Something warm and calm bloomed in my chest. We talked for hours. Laughed. Dreamed.

“Imagine… a little house by an old lighthouse,” he said.

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“And in the basement — an archive of old love letters.”

“You’d preserve them, and I’d write new ones.”

Candles were burning low. Music hummed softly. He touched my hand.

“I thought after all the heartbreaks, nothing would ever happen again. And then you came along…”

And at that exact moment…

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“ACHOO!”

From the closet. We froze.

“You’re not alone?” Theo shot me a look.

I got up. Opened the closet.

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“Mooom?!”

She sat in the dark. With a headlamp. And a thermos.

“What… what are you doing?!”

“Oh, hi! I was just checking if you’re storing things in your closet without lavender,” she mumbled, not even trying to sound convincing.

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“You broke into my apartment?!”

“I was just making sure. Listening. Evaluating. I didn’t interfere!”

Theo, somehow, still managed to smile politely.

“Good evening. I’m Theo. Very nice to meet you.”

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“Theo. Short. Like most male patients,” Mom said, sitting on the couch. “Sit. Let’s get to know each other.”

I wanted to run. But Theo sat down. Bravely.

And the interrogation began.

“Do you have a job?”

“Yes. I teach literature…”

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“Do you work 9 to 5?”

“Flexible hours.”

“So, no structure. Got it. Do you drink alcohol?”

“A glass of wine, sometimes…”

“Sometimes means regularly.”

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“Mom…”

“Quiet, Eliza. I’m asking.”

Then she turned back to him again, “How many women before my daughter?”

“I… excuse me?”

“Are you deaf?”

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“No, I just think that’s a bit…”

“You should always think. Before approaching a woman with serious intentions.”

Theo looked at me. As if to ask, “Is this a joke?”

I tried to say with my eyes, “No. This is my life.”

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Mom stood up. “Now, a test.”

“What?” we both said.

“Wipe the table. With a sponge. No streaks. If there’s even one mark — you’re not for her.”

“Mom, enough!”

I was desperate and angry. But to my greatest surprise…

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Theo stood up, went to the kitchen, found the sponge… and wiped. It was perfect. She checked the surface and ran her finger across.

“Hmm. Survived. For now.”

Then, Mom dramatically handed Theo a paper. He smiled while skimming it, then slowly, he frowned before handing it to me.

“I think I should go. I’ll call you.”

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He left. Just like that. I finally looked down at the letters she wrote in thick black marker.

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGTER

1. Have a job.

2. Understand I don’t like you.

3. I am EVERYWHERE.

4. You make HER cry — I make YOU cry.

5. Be home 30 min early.

6. SHE is my PRINCESS. Not your conquest.

7. I don’t mind going to jail.

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Daugter. With a typo. That said it all.

“Mom, it’s time for you to go.”

“Oh, sweetie, if he leaves at the first sign of trouble, is he even a man?”

“He didn’t leave me. He said he’d call.”

“Same thing.”

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“Maybe he just didn’t enjoy being around you?”

“You’re overreacting.”

“You crossed the line, Mom! Please, leave. I want to be alone.”

Mom’s words echoed in my head.

Has Theo really left… forever?

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***

Three days passed. No texts. No calls. I caved and sent him a short message:

“I’m sorry for how everything went. You didn’t deserve that.”

Seen. No reply.

And then — a knock at the door. I opened it, my heart racing. It was him and he was there with flowers.

“Come on. I’ve planned a date… for you and your Mom.”

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I blinked. “What?”

“Just trust me.”

We picked up my Mom. She barely got in the car before starting her usual commentary.

“Where are we going? I have to defrost the freezer!”

“Surprise,” Theo smiled.

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The first stop? His lecture.

Mom and I sat in the back. Theo stood in front of a class full of students, talking about love in literature.

“To be with someone doesn’t always feel poetic. But it’s always worth it.”

“Oh, I might fall asleep here,” Mom whispered.

“Mom. Shhh.”

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“If he’s trying to seduce us both with lectures — he failed.”

I gave her a look. But I held on. I knew this wasn’t all Theo had planned.

Next stop — a boat ride. On the lake, with a plaid blanket, strawberries, and tea in a thermos. (Yes, the exact tea Mom liked. He remembered.)

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“Yet another romantic coma,” Mom muttered, but this time, she was chuckling.

As we floated, Theo turned to her gently.

“So, Barbara. What are your hobbies?”

She raised an eyebrow.

“Hobbies? Suspicion. Avoiding scams. Crosswords when I can’t sleep.”

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“I bet you’re good at them.”

“I once found three typos in The New York Times. Sent them a letter. And you didn’t find one.”

“You planted that typo?”

“Of course, sweetie — it was a test for your Theo.”

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“A test? For spelling? Mom, he’s a university professor!”

“No, more like a test for politeness,” she smirked. “He passed.”

Then she leaned to move closer to the edge… and slipped.

SPLASH.

She fell right into the water. I gasped. Then, she laughed so hard I nearly joined her.

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“YOU LAUGHING? I COULD DROWN!”

Theo jumped in without hesitation. Swam straight to her, helped her out, and wrapped her in a blanket. Soaked, shivering, furious — but secretly touched. Back on land, she was about to stomp away.

“I need to go home. I’m done.”

Theo calmly said, “There’s a sports store nearby. Time for a wardrobe refresh.”

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He disappeared. Came back ten minutes later with two matching athletic outfits. One for me. One for Mom. She held hers suspiciously.

“How did you guess my size?”

“Easy. You’re built perfectly for a Medium. Athletic and classic.”

She smiled. Barely. Quietly. But I saw it. She loved attention.

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We changed. And then — the climbing wall.

“Last challenge, I promise,” Theo grinned. “Climbing wall. One climbs, the other keeps the rope. Trust exercise.”

“Oh no. I’m 60!”

“Exactly. Perfect age for adventure.”

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To my absolute shock, Mom went first. Halfway up, she shouted:

“THEO! IF I FALL — I’M HAUNTING YOU!”

She didn’t fall. She reached the top. And when she came down, her eyes were gleaming.

“Okay, professor. Not bad.”

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“To end the day,” Theo said, “I’d like to make you both dinner. My place.”

Mom looked at me. “I have no choice. I need to see where this man lives. Maybe I’ll discover his secret lair.”

***

Theo’s house was beautiful. Clean. Warm. It smelled like citrus and cedar. I’d never been there before. And I was stunned.

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“Did you buy this on a teacher’s salary or rob a bank?” Mom asked, peeking into the kitchen.

“Started saving in high school. Plus I teach online courses on the side. Hard work pays off.”

“Well, look at you,” she muttered. Then, louder, “Does the fridge clean itself, or are you just this weird?”

Theo just laughed.

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We sat on the terrace. Theo grilled steaks nearby while the sun dipped low. Mom leaned back. Actually relaxed.

“You know… he’s not so bad, honey.”

“Really? Wow. Mom, you’re on fire today.”

“I was too distrustful. Because your father left. And I didn’t want you to get burned like I did.”

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“But Mom, it’s my life. I need to make my own mistakes. Walk my own path.”

“Theo is wonderful. It’s obvious he loves you. I mean, he jumped in a lake to save his future mother-in-law.”

We both laughed.

“And he could’ve dropped me on that climbing wall. But he didn’t. That’s some nerve control.”

Theo joined us, carrying two plates.

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“Hungry?”

“Always,” Mom said.

“Even for this? Because I have one more course.”

Theo knelt on one knee.

“Eliza, these past three months have been the best of my life. You’ve brought color back into everything. And your mom… we’re friends now.”

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“Almost,” Mom added.

“Not even the rule list could scare me away. I want to share my home, my life… all of it. And yes, even see your mom — but no more than twice a week.”

He laughed. I gasped.

“Will you marry me?”

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I blinked. Heart racing.

“Sweetheart,” Mom nudged me. “I’d have said yes already.”

“YES. Of course — yes!”

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***

Mom changed.

She started Pilates, bought her first floral swimsuit, and we no longer lived in a co-dependent loop. We were separate but always family.

Finally, our coffee dates felt like chats between old friends.

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She told me about her fitness class. I told her how Theo’d forgotten to take out the trash and called it a “creative delay.”

I finally became myself. And I think — she also did.

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Little-known mistakes and bloopers in The Rifleman

For those who grew up in the late 1950s, this Western classic was a must-watch in many homes, teaching timeless values like respect and honesty.

But beyond its powerful moments, The Rifleman also had its share of little-known mistakes, bloopers, and fun facts that only die-hard fans might notice.

Stay tuned as we uncover the hidden gems behind this iconic Western…

Those early Westerns, like The Rifleman, were packed with historical inaccuracies, but who cares? They’re still a blast to watch and offer richer characters than anything on TV today. Every episode delivered a meaningful takeaway, often focusing on basic human values with a heartwarming moral twist.

The Rifleman starred the legendary Chuck Connors as Lucas McCain, a widowed rancher and skilled sharpshooter raising his son, Mark, played by the charming Johnny Crawford. The duo captivated audiences with their heartfelt bond and thrilling adventures in the Old West.

Even though the series has been hailed as one of the greatest ever produced, even the best of the best can have their slip-ups… So let’s take a peek behind the scenes and uncover some things most of us viewers had no clue about!

Lucas McCain a trendsetter

It’s no surprise that cowboy Lucas McCain preferred jeans, but it turns out he was ahead of fashion trends by about half a century! Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught a scene in “End of a Young Gun,” one of the early episodes featuring Michael Landon, where a shirtless Lucas repairs a wagon wheel.

You can see a “W” stitched on the back pocket of his jeans, and yes, he’s actually wearing Wranglers. The catch? The series is set in the 1880s, but those jeans didn’t start being produced until the 1940s. More than just a fashion-savvy cowboy, he Lucas McCain a true trendsetter and definitely ahead of his time!

Connors’ real son

As I mentioned, one thing I really loved about the show was the father-son relationship. But did you know that Chuck Connors’ real-life son makes an appearance in the series? In the episode “Tension,” Mark and Lucas attends the funeral of Sid Halpern, a friend of the McCains.

The widow and son, Toby, are there dressed in black. It was Jeff Connors, Chuck Connors’ second son with Faith Quabius, who played that young Toby and he had two lines. Sadly, Jeff passed away in 2014.

Getting Chuck wasn’t easy

Casting the lead role in The Rifleman was no easy feat.

Chuck Connors had to outshine 40 other actors, but landing the role was far from guaranteed. Initially, he turned it down due to a low salary offer from ABC, as he could earn more as a freelance actor.

However, Connors eventually secured the role in an unexpected way. It all started when the producers took their children to see Old Yeller, where Connors portrayed a strong father figure. After that experience — presumably with the kids sharing their thoughts — the producers came back with a much better offer, including a five-percent ownership of the show. And just like that, it was all set!

The 1892 Winchester rifle

Every episode of The Rifleman opened with Chuck Connors showcasing his remarkable skills, cranking off a seemingly endless barrage of shots with his saddle-ring carbine. With a dramatic flair, he would spin the rifle, effortlessly toss it from his right hand to his left, and insert a new cartridge, all while giving a menacing stare directly into the camera.

To pull off these iconic scenes, the production utilized two identical 1892 Winchester rifles — one for filming and the other as a backup.

Some might have assumed that the opening scene featuring the 1892 Winchester rifles was trick photography or somehow manipulated. However, the truth is that Connors was genuinely that fast and agile with his carbine. As a former athlete who played professional basketball and baseball in both major and minor leagues before transitioning to acting, he had impressive skills and coordination that made those quick movements look effortless. What we do know though, is that the weapon had been customized to enable rapid firing by cycling its lever action.

The Duke connection

Lucas McCain’s trusty Winchester rifle was more than just a prop; it was a true scene-stealer with an interesting backstory.

The Rifleman took place in the 1870s and 1880s, so it’s impossible for the 1892 Winchester rifle to have existed during that time.

However, this iconic rifle had a previous life on the big screen, making its debut in none other than John Wayne‘s classic 1939 film, Stagecoach. Producer Arnold Levin later revealed the exciting twist: the rifle used by Lucas McCain was the very same one wielded by the Duke in his legendary movie.

The Madera Hotel

The Madera Hotel was a well-known landmark in North Fork throughout the series, frequently appearing in various episodes.

However, in the pilot episode, The Sharpshooter, the establishment underwent a name change to California House. Speculation arose regarding a possible ownership change between episodes, but no one really knows why the establishment suddenly switched names.

Johnny Crawford got blacklisted

At the age of 3, Johnny Crawford made his debut in front of the cameras during an audition. But it wasn’t a success – in fact, he got blacklisted after his performance as a 3-year-old actor.

”I don’t remember the picture and I wound up on the cutting room floor anyway. But I played one of a bunch of refugee children and I was in a scene where Rosalind Russel was supposed to give us all chocolate bars. I think I got blacklisted after this film because the scene had to be reshot and I refused to give back my chocolate bar for the second take,” Johnny Crawford told The Miami Herald in 1973. 

”Hazardous” task of casting a new female lead

While widower Lucas McCain primarily focused on raising his son, the series also featured several romantic interests. In the third season, it seemed like Lucas and Milly Scott, played by Joan Taylor, were on the brink of a budding romance.

However, this storyline fizzled out when Milly left the show in season four, with a vague explanation that she needed to head back east.

This left producers in search of a new female lead, introducing the character Lou Mallory. The challenge was to find an actress who not only fit the role but also had undeniable chemistry with Chuck Connors.

To ensure a successful match, Chuck was actively involved in the casting process. However, this turned out to be more challenging than anticipated. Chuck interviewed over a dozen women who seemed perfect for the part but just didn’t quite click.

”A few months ago, I was handed what I thought was a dream assignment. At least it started out on a dreamlike note but almost snowballed into becoming a nightmare,” the actor shared.

After carefully considering over 60 women, the choice ultimately fell to the stunning red-haired beauty Patricia Blair, who hailed from Texas.

Recognize this baseball hall-of-famer?

As previously mentioned, Lucas McCain was an incredibly skilled baseball player. However, he could never match the prowess of former Dodgers star Duke Snider, who made a guest appearance on the show. (Chuck Connors hit only two home runs during his Major League Baseball career).

The celebrated baseball player, nicknamed “the Duke of Flatbush,” portrayed the character Wallace in the episode titled The Retired Gun. Another former baseball star who made an appearance on the show was Don Drysdale.

Johnny Crawford’s brother popped up

The Rifleman was heavily centered around family themes, and it was the first network television series to portray a single parent raising a child.

In addition to Jeff Connors, another relative of the show’s stars made an appearance: none other than Bobby Crawford, brother of Johnny.

He played the character Freddy in the episode Second Witness, and both he and Johnny delivered performances so impressive that they earned Emmy nominations in 1959. Bobby, whose full name is Robert Lawrence Crawford Jr., continued his acting career and portrayed Andy Sherman on the NBC television series Laramie from 1959 to 1960. He is still alive today and is 80 years old.

Over-protective of Johnny Crawford

It is already known that Chuck Connors looked after the young Johnny and the two actors kept a close relationship off-screen when the series ended.

From a young age, Johnny Crawford admired Chuck Connors, particularly because of his passion for baseball. Their affectionate bond during The Rifleman became a defining aspect of Crawford’s life, as he learned invaluable lessons from his mentor both on and off the set.

”It was a fascinating part of my education listening to Chuck tell his baseball stories or he’d be reciting Casey at the Bat or he’d be doing speeches from Shakespeare. This always surprises people, that Chuck Connors knows Shakespeare,” Crawford told The Buffalo News.

Their special connection is beautifully captured in the classic photo below, showcasing the deep camaraderie and mutual respect they shared.

Actor Paul Fix, who played Marshal Micah Torrence on The Rifleman, also felt a great responsibility for Crawford.

During the filming, he became an extra father to Crawford, and he made sure that all the weapons used during the filming were secured. For Paul Fix, his obsession with security around Crawford was personal.

Fix himself had a near-death experience as a young boy when he played around with his brother and a weapon misfired. The bullet was a hair’s breadth from killing Fix; it was a miracle that he survived.

Buddy Hackett twist

In a surprising twist of casting, Buddy Hackett, known for his comedic genius, played the father of an actor who was actually four years his junior.

In one episode of The Rifleman, Buddy Hackett portrays Daniel Malakie, a father who discovers that his two sons, Ben and Jud, have landed in jail. Interestingly, Christopher Dark, who played the “boy” Ben, was born in 1920, while Hackett was born in 1924. This age dynamic makes for some creative casting, proving that Hollywood has a knack for bending traditional family roles and age expectations…

Baby girl was played by a baby boy

Does the name Robert Anacher ring a bell? No? That’s understandable! His most notable role came was when he played the adorable baby girl Fancy in the episode The Baby Sitter. But as it turns out, the girl was actually a boy.

Shot dead with a pistol

In the pilot, which was originally intended for Gunsmoke (1955), Chuck Connors’ character was named John McCain. According to IMDB, he didn’t have any children and was a dead shot with a pistol.

Sammy Davis Jr. impressed the crew

Know as “Mr Show Business” and “the greatest entertainer ever to grace a stage in these United States” – Sammy Davis Jr. is a dearly missed superstar who forever carved himself into American history.

But did you know he made an appearance in The Rifleman? In the episode Two Ounces of Tin, Sammy Davis Jr. portrayed the outlaw Tip Corey. He showcased impressive skills with a gun, demonstrating quick draws and impressive twirling maneuvers. What’s remarkable is that all of these stunts were performed by Davis himself, without a stand-in!

The hair styles

Despite being set in the 1880s, most of the actors in The Rifleman sported hairstyles that mirrored the trends of the 1950s and 1960s, when the show was actually filmed.

This anachronism is further highlighted by the wardrobe choices, as many of the men wore full-front button-down shirts — a style that didn’t even emerge until the 1920s and didn’t gain popularity until the 1930s. It’s a fascinating blend of historical context and mid-century flair that adds an unexpected twist to the classic Western!

Chuck Connors’ headstone

Chuck Connors, renowned for his athletic prowess, smoked three packs of Camel cigarettes daily. Remarkably, he was one of only twelve athletes in history to play both Major League Baseball and in the NBA.

In the fall of 1992, Connors was hospitalized due to pneumonia. Tragically, three weeks later, he succumbed to lung cancer. He was laid to rest at San Fernando Mission Cemetery, where his headstone proudly displays the logos of the three sports teams he represented: the Boston Celtics, the Chicago Cubs, and the Brooklyn Dodgers.

As we wrap up our journey through the iconic world of The Rifleman, it’s clear that this classic Western series has left an indelible mark on television history.

With its unforgettable father-son bond, memorable characters, and a perfect blend of action and moral lessons, the show continues to resonate with audiences today. I still watch the reruns now. RIP Johnny and Chuck

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