A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
«How did Affleck let her go out in this?» The attention-grabbing look of Lopez is making headlines on social media
Lopez again forgot about her age and wore nothing under the coat! The fans even had to close their eyes out of embarrassment when they saw their favorite star’s vulgar image which you can see in this article!
It is hard to believe that this Latino-American diva is 54 since she ages like fine wine and gets only better through years. The iconic singer and actress has such a perfect figure that it easily lets her wear even most revealing outfits she can ever imagine.
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Most of her fashion choices earn fashion critics’ admiration and praise, while people on social media never cease to heavily criticize her «inappropriate» style calling her a granny who doesn’t remember how old she is.
Camera lenses captured the show business star in olive trousers and an interesting coat under which there was nothing, can you believe? Some noticed that she wore a top under it, yet it was completely transparent and failed to cover anything.
When she is asked what keeps her one of the most desirable and in-demand celebrities, she proudly replies that she places great importance on the healthy lifestyle which includes eating right and periodically going to the gym.
One may say that for a woman her age she looks literally gorgeous and has no equals in the industry.
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