Top 10 Sexiest Bald Men of 2023, According to Study (Vin Diesel Has Been Dethroned)

Considering the golden ratio and other factors such as height, net worth, and public perception, a study has found the most attractive bald men in the world. These men were assessed on a scale of 1 to 10, and while some can’t agree more with the list, some people have criticized it.

Reboot, an SEO agency, conducted a thorough study to find the most attractive bald man among 20 celebrities. In addition to the factors mentioned above, the study also considered facial features, cranial shine, vocal attractiveness, and online search interest for terms like “shirtless.”

The researchers gathered data on each celebrity’s net worth and height, analyzed their facial features using computer vision algorithms, and measured the brightness of their heads as a percentage of a standard 60W light bulb. Voice analysis using Praat software determined vocal attractiveness based on a benchmark of 96Hz. Online interest in each celebrity’s shirtless or naked images was also taken into account. All these factors were combined to create a comprehensive index score out of 10. Below is the list of the top 10 hottest bald men, per the study results.

10th place — Terry Crews

9th place — Shaquille O’Neal

8th place — Shemar Moore

7th place — Dwayne Johnson

6th place — Michael Jordan

5th place — Jeff Bezos

4th place — Samuel L. Jackson

3rd place — Jason Statham

2nd place — Vin Diesel

1st place — Prince William

Last year, Prince William received the fifth place. Curious to know who was crowned the hottest bald man? Check the list out here.

We Adopted a Rescue Dog — The Next Night, My 8-Year-Old Son Was Gone

What began as a simple family outing to adopt a rescue dog quickly turned into a night of panic, hidden secrets, and difficult truths. That night made me question everything I believed about trust and family.

Last weekend, I thought I lost my son.

It all started with a dog. My son, Andy, had been begging for one for months. Every day, he’d ask, “Dad, can we please, please get a dog?” He was relentless, and I was getting close to giving in. But he also had to convince Kelly, my wife.

After a lot of talking, my wife finally agreed. She looked at me seriously and said, “Fine, but only if it’s small and well-behaved. We’re not getting some big, messy mutt.”

Kelly had grown up in a tidy home, where pets were seen as small, clean, and polite. A poodle or a Yorkie, maybe, but definitely not a scruffy dog. Our son, though, wanted a real friend.

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The shelter was loud, full of barking and howling. Andy’s eyes lit up as we walked down the rows of kennels, skipping over the fluffy dogs we were supposed to be considering.

Then he stopped. In front of us was a kennel with the scruffiest dog I’d ever seen. She had tangled fur, big brown eyes, and a tail that looked crooked. She didn’t bark, just looked at us, tilting her head as if curious.

I squatted down next to Andy. “She’s not exactly what your mom wanted, buddy.”

“She needs us,” he said, looking at me with a stubborn glint. “Look at her. She’s… sad. We could make her happy.”

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“All right,” I said, ruffling his hair. “Let’s bring her home.”

When we walked in, my wife’s face fell. “She’s a little scruffier than I imagined,” she said, glancing between the dog and me.

“Come on, Daisy’s great,” I said, grinning. “Besides, they’re already best friends.”

She forced a small smile, looking unconvinced. “I just hope she doesn’t ruin the carpets.”

That evening, as we got ready for bed, Daisy wouldn’t settle down. She paced around, whining softly.

“Can’t you do something about that?” Kelly sighed, looking irritated.

“She’s probably nervous being in a new place,” I said. “Maybe she just needs some attention.”

Kelly hesitated, then swung her legs over the bed. “Fine. I’ll give her a treat or something,” she muttered and left the room.

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Minutes later, she returned, saying, “She just needed a treat.” She climbed into bed, and the whining stopped.

I woke up around 3 a.m. to a strange quiet. Something felt wrong. I got up to check on Andy. His bed was empty, the covers on the floor, and the window slightly open.

A cold panic crept over me.

I rushed down the hall, checking every room, calling his name louder each time. But he was nowhere.

I ran back to the bedroom and shook my wife awake. “He’s not in his room,” I said, my voice shaking. “The window’s open. Daisy’s gone too.”

She sat up, her eyes wide, but there was something else—guilt?

“Maybe she escaped, and he went after her?” I asked, desperate for an answer.

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She bit her lip, hesitating. “I don’t… I don’t know,” she stammered.

I picked up my phone and called the police, praying he was somewhere nearby.

Just as I was about to step outside, there was a soft scratching at the door.

When I opened it, Daisy sat there, covered in mud, panting. I dropped to one knee, feeling a mix of relief and confusion.

“Daisy?” I whispered. “Where were you?”

It felt strange to ask a dog, but I was desperate. She just looked up at me with tired eyes.

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Hours later, just as dawn broke, my phone buzzed. It was Mrs. Carver, an elderly neighbor who lived nearby.

“I saw a little boy near the woods behind my house,” she said. “He looked… lost.”

I thanked her, grabbed my keys, and headed to the car. Kelly and Daisy followed, looking tense. The woods weren’t far, but it felt like miles.

When we arrived, I ran into the woods, calling his name. And then, finally, I saw him.

He was curled up under a tree, shivering, his face dirty. I knelt beside him, pulling him close.

“Buddy,” I said, my voice breaking. “You scared us half to death.”

He looked up, his face lighting up when he saw Daisy behind me. She’d followed us, sniffing the ground.

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“Daisy,” he whispered, hugging her. “I thought you ran away because of me.”

I picked him up, wrapping him in my arms. “Let’s go home, all right?”

He nodded, looking back at Daisy like she was the only thing keeping him safe.

When we got back to the house, relief washed over me. My son was safe, Daisy was with us, but something still felt off.

My wife was tense, her eyes avoiding mine. She seemed distant, almost nervous. After we’d settled Andy on the couch with a blanket, I turned to her.

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“I swear I locked the door. How did Daisy get out?”

She looked down, her hands twisting. After a long pause, she took a deep breath. “I… I let her out.”

I stared, not understanding. “You… let her out?”

Her eyes filled with tears. “I thought… maybe if she disappeared, he’d get over it. She wasn’t the dog I wanted. She’s… scruffy, and I didn’t think she fit here.”

I felt anger and hurt boiling inside. “So you just… let her go?”

“I didn’t know he’d… he’d go after her,” she whispered, her voice breaking. “I thought he’d be sad, then move on. I didn’t want this mess. I just wanted things to be normal.”

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“Normal?” I repeated. “You put him in danger because you couldn’t handle a little mess?”

She sank into a chair, covering her face. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know he’d do something so brave or that Daisy would stay with him. I didn’t think.”

I shook my head, struggling to understand. I looked at Andy, snuggled up with Daisy on the couch, her head on his lap. They’d bonded through something none of us had expected.

“I don’t know how we move past this,” I said quietly. “But for now… Daisy stays. She’s part of this family, and you need to accept that.”

She nodded, wiping her eyes, realizing the weight of what had happened.

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As I watched Andy stroke Daisy’s fur, a small, hopeful warmth rose in my chest. Family wasn’t about having things perfect. Sometimes, it was about the imperfect moments, the scruffy dogs, and the quiet forgiveness that held us all together.

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